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1. 2017-02-08 at 9:28 AM UTC

   #301
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   thx malive ily
2. 2017-02-08 at 9:45 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   It's kind of interesting how I've managed to create an indefinitely sustainale (in terms of a standard human lifespan) means of existence in completely physical isolation. I assure you that screens on a word (just kept it because of the initial typo) don't even come close to an equivalent substitute. This is indeed through means of pharmacological augmentation, but going from genuinely suicidal due to unbearable psychich pain to sustainble is somewhat impressive, right?
   
   Ah, something I've thought before countless times but likely have not posted: I want to remove every unnecessary/unwanted aspect of humanity within me.
3. 2017-02-08 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #303
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "How the fuck did I get this drunk for this long?"
   
   I've honestly got to read more into the concentration dynamics of alcohol. I swear there's a point where you simply inundate your liver and it goes "aww, fuck it@".
4. 2017-02-08 at 9:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ooooboy, nevermind.
5. 2017-02-08 at 10:24 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Mother of god, I genuinely had to pause a video because my waifu Shinobu (Oshino) was too kawaii and elicited a feeling of moe that was too strong for me to contain!
   
   *HEavy breathing*
   
   I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
   
   I'M A HUMAN BEING!!!
   
   [size=42]I…AM…A…MAN!!![/size=42]
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-08T10:26:51.462547+00:00
6. 2017-02-08 at 10:58 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Malice link that video of you sitting at a table inhaling drugs.
7. 2017-02-08 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Malice link that video of you sitting at a table inhaling drugs.

   
   Why? Honestly, I think I deleted it a while ago due to how shallow and unfulfilling it felt. Nothing interesting happened anyway and I was wearing a wig.
8. 2017-02-08 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just felt like asking. I think it's important we watch videos of one another.
9. 2017-02-08 at 11:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ....why were you wearing a wig? You crack me up
10. 2017-02-08 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #310
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what does it say about the nature of existence that the most enjoyable point is when you forget who you ate, the burden of i.d.entity, of limitations, and are truly divorced from ordinary reality?

    
    It's OK, malice. I sometimes forget who I've eaten too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
11. 2017-02-08 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #311
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I punched you in the throat cos I hate surprises.
12. 2017-02-08 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #312
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Urgh I've been sanctioned by the job centre.
    
    I rang them up purely to call them a bunch of "money grabbing jedi cunts" and hung up
13. 2017-02-08 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #313
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    On the plus side I just rang the bank up and got a £10 refund so at least I can get high and drunk tomorrow
14. 2017-02-08 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #314
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't like sleeping sober.
15. 2017-02-08 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't like sleeping sober.

    
    I had some relatively good sleep last night. I'll admit alcohol has a nice little somethin' somethin' that benzos lack, although they are superior in their own way.
    
    Hmm, for some reason I've only been averaging about 5 hours lately and I never use an alarm to wake up. Considerably less than the amount my body normally seems to gravitate to. Quite curious.
16. 2017-02-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by reject ….why were you wearing a wig? You crack me up

    
    Quite honestly, to disguise myself, because I am insecure. Your base physical state can't be shed. Think about why people can be so honest/open on anonymous sites like 4chan. A lack of identity to tie yourself to is profoundly liberating.
    
    Also, although this wasn't a reason, I seem to look better with long hair. Hate how it gets in my eyes, but it looks great. I've honestly thought about buying some chemical hair straightener. It brings to mind a scene I recall from the film Malcolm X where after he had his first conk using lye and looked at himself in the mirror he said he'd never be without it again.
    
    Whites by far are capable of having the best hair. Some of the hairstyles I've seen on men in particular are simply magnificent. There's also quite good evidence of there having been selective pressures for physical attractiveness among whites that were far stronger and more effective than among other groups. Peter Frost, a researcher/academic has written about this extensively.
    Article: http://www.unz.com/pfrost/great-hair-and-how-it-evolved/
    Paper: http://cogweb.ucla.edu/ep/Frost_06.html
17. 2017-02-08 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #317
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have luscious thick semi-curly hair. Chicks are envious of the quality of it. And my silky smooth skin, don't use any products but my skin is so ridiculously soft. Lots of collagen. And smackheads are jealous of my teeth.
    
    And lol I get that it's for a disguise, but a wig? I can't imagine a wig is that much of a disguise.
    
    Altho saying that I used to wear different hats and put on a suit to buy dhc a few years ago in the hope they wouldn't recognise me
18. 2017-02-08 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by bling bling weres the best place 2 hit urself in the head

    
    the temple, the flesh is soft and you can put pressure on it without causing you pain
    
    i rub my temples hard when i want to relax my head
19. 2017-02-08 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #319
    

    GesundheitGobbler4 Yung Blood
    Hai gais miss u all 😘😘
20. 2017-02-08 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #320
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    malive u r dum b u maybe thts takeing the mic owt of the spirt turtnting onurself and plastikota too