The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-02-14 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #441
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Octavian Omg eeeeew.

   
   Unless you're into that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Cheyes, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2020-02-14 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #442
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
   
   Wow, the literal definition of both "talk shit get hit" and "play stupid games win stupid prizes"
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   • CASPER
3. 2020-02-14 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #443
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   That is glorious.
4. 2020-02-14 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #444
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein, 
   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • aldra, 
   • Sophie, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2020-02-14 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #445
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER That is glorious.

   
   If I was that girl in the background, I'd want to suck that bouncer's dick purely for removing one stupid motherfucker from everyone's nice night.
6. 2020-02-15 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #446
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Hey its me ur bouncer
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   • ORACLE
7. 2020-02-15 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #447
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   420 grandma had a heart attack :(
8. 2020-02-15 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #448
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2020-02-15 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #449
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   RoboT ripping
10. 2020-02-15 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #450
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm inspired to drink 19 bottles of Delsym and skip work today.
    
    Thank you. 😊
11. 2020-02-15 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #451
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yaa
12. 2020-02-15 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #452
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    WILD TURKEY
13. 2020-02-15 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #453
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I had a dream last night. I was buried, for a moment i was puzzled as to why i might be buried. Pretty sure i wasn't dead, someone was dead though because i came to realize i was buried under a coffin. Like i was supposed to be there but somehow glitched out and loaded under the coffin. IDK, dream logic. It only then hit me that this wasn't a good situation to be in. So as i went to raise my hand to somehow get myself out of the situation, the coffin above me broke and i drowned in corpse goop.
    
    Not gonna lie it was pretty spooky.
14. 2020-02-16 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #454
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    When you need the best, you need CORPSE GOOP!
    
    CORPSE GOOP: “The Only Goop To Spook Your Soup!”
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    • MexicanMasterRace
15. 2020-02-16 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #455
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by CASPER When you need the best, you need CORPSE GOOP!
    
    CORPSE GOOP: “The Only Goop To Spook Your Soup!”

    
    Yee, i'm just happy i can't smell things in dreams. Because the corpse goop looked pretty fucking wretched. Putrid, one might even say.
16. 2020-02-16 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #456
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Just bought GREEN CRACK and BLUE DREAM CRACK
17. 2020-02-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #457
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just bought GREEN CRACK and BLUE DREAM CRACK

    
    ???
18. 2020-02-16 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #458
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    postin in a whimpy whimpers thread im in so much doom and gloom right now about to get some bbq fam
    
    
19. 2020-02-16 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #459
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist ???

    
    What do you think?
20. 2020-02-16 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #460
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    The name of some strains of weed?? I think?