Technologist caught on tape grocery shopping.

1. 2020-02-15 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #41
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Technologist The thieves that get caught, aren’t that smart.

   
   ALL thieves get caught. It's not a matter of if, it's just a matter of when.
2. 2020-02-15 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by -SpectraL ALL thieves get caught. It's not a matter of if, it's just a matter of when.

   
   Uh huh.
3. 2020-02-15 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #43
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I had this trick I'd use on what I'd call "dumpers", which are professional lifters who are extremely good at detecting when they are being observed by LP and dump the merch. What'd I'd do is pretend I was surveilling a person close to them and convince them by my movements that they weren't the target, then I'd shoot off to the other end of the store following that person, and then I'd hook around fast and backtrack along the wall and the idiot would be right there already loading a bag and smiling. At that point, I'd just go outside and light a cigarette and wait, and as soon as the clown stepped out I'd look over casually and smile, too, and nod once, and then the blood would just drain right out of their face.
4. 2020-02-15 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL ALL thieves get caught. It's not a matter of if, it's just a matter of when.

   
   Tell that to Victor Gerena, Jason Derek Brown, D. B. Cooper, Rocco Perri, The Pink Panthers, or the six guys who robbed the Brink's warehouse at Heathrow Airport.
5. 2020-02-15 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tell that to Victor Gerena, Jason Derek Brown, D. B. Cooper, Rocco Perri, The Pink Panthers, or the six guys who robbed the Brink's warehouse at Heathrow Airport.

   
   Those people are currently at large and wanted. That's getting caught.
6. 2020-02-15 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Those people are currently at large and wanted. That's getting caught.

   
   LOL yeah, real caught. ten of their names and faces aren't known and the other 4 have likely died of old age.
7. 2020-02-16 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #47
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This is the classic case of person that needs to get a serious shit-kicking, where they get several bones broken and have to get put in traction for a few months, with pulleys and ropes and casts all over their body.

   
   You mean like Kevin Barkley and Raphael Luciano who lanny and California and Kamala Harris should have gave me a medal for?
8. 2020-02-16 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Wariat You mean like Kevin Barkley and Raphael Luciano who lanny and California and Kamala Harris should have gave me a medal for?

   
   No, not like that.
9. 2020-02-16 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   Mr Parker,
   I really don't like you bumping a 2 year old thread of mine and claiming its a total fail.
   I understand you may be feeling down and trying to feel better by disrespecting others, perhaps try being nice or funny,, maybe even funny mean but this DTE level dissing of a thread,, well its fuckin lame as fuck and WE all know you can do better.
   
   thanks, and have a great day
10. 2020-02-17 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #50
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by POLECAT Mr Parker,
    I really don't like you bumping a 2 year old thread of mine and claiming its a total fail.
    I understand you may be feeling down and trying to feel better by disrespecting others, perhaps try being nice or funny,, maybe even funny mean but this DTE level dissing of a thread,, well its fuckin lame as fuck and WE all know you can do better.
    
    thanks, and have a great day

    
    Um, this is my thread, so there is that
11. 2020-02-17 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #51
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well DON, I dont think you get whats going on,its not about ur thread, its just a statement made in ur thread about a post Mr. Parker in one of my threads.
12. 2020-02-17 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by POLECAT Mr Parker,
    I really don't like you bumping a 2 year old thread of mine and claiming its a total fail.
    I understand you may be feeling down and trying to feel better by disrespecting others, perhaps try being nice or funny,, maybe even funny mean but this DTE level dissing of a thread,, well its fuckin lame as fuck and WE all know you can do better.
    
    thanks, and have a great day

    
    What gave you the impression I would give a fuck what you like?
13. 2020-02-17 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #53
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    not a god damn thing Faggot
14. 2020-02-17 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #54
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
15. 2020-02-17 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #55
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ppl are weird.