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Vegas here I come.
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2020-02-13 at 4:08 PM UTCThere are a million good stories and a million bad stories in any place.
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2020-02-13 at 4:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker California has never been a good state.
Weather is awesome. Tons of fertile land and fat women are a minority. Beaches, mountains forests up north. Biggest economy in the country. very rare catastrophic earthquakes The only thing that fucks shit up is politics. If Trump was really smart, hed work to annex part of southern Idaho or someshit and call it Tierra Nueva, and let information leak that it was an idyllic gun free zone full of diverse and gay ”authentic” people, with brave and bold culinary options and a burgeoning folk-punk scene. Oregon, California and Washington would be emptied out within a year. -
2020-02-13 at 4:14 PM UTCThe USA should become one big gun free zone maybe then youre cops would have less excuses to be so trigger happy and there would be less ethnic gang members around. WHats your excuse for 100 thousand mexican gun criminal gang people in la walking around? If you made guns ahrd to come by and less of an issue maybe theyd actually get a real job or education.
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2020-02-13 at 4:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat The USA should become one big gun free zone maybe then youre cops would have less excuses to be so trigger happy and there would be less ethnic gang members around. WHats your excuse for 100 thousand mexican gun criminal gang people in la walking around? If you made guns ahrd to come by and less of an issue maybe theyd actually get a real job or education.
We already have 400 million guns in circulation. They arent going anywhere you little bitch. -
2020-02-13 at 4:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat The USA should become one big gun free zone maybe then youre cops would have less excuses to be so trigger happy and there would be less ethnic gang members around. WHats your excuse for 100 thousand mexican gun criminal gang people in la walking around? If you made guns ahrd to come by and less of an issue maybe theyd actually get a real job or education.
Nah we good -
2020-02-13 at 4:33 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 4:36 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 4:38 PM UTCoh shit
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2020-02-13 at 5:04 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 5:07 PM UTC"There are societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans everywhere you go. You will find what you seek not that which you don't. "
Sure, but a glut of them in Vegas...like I said I've traveled far and wide, had sex on 3 continents and pooped on 5...and Vegas is in the top 3 places that I'd not want to go back to. -
2020-02-13 at 5:12 PM UTCI don’t think you were invited
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2020-02-13 at 5:21 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 7:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One of the guys I was there with "Dan" hadn't been laid in 7yrs…there were 4 of us working in L.A. and we drove to Vegas for the weekend. I only went because Dan had said he was going to go to a brothel while there (what with it being legal there as if that even matters) and I wanted the entertainment that would bring.
He'd never gambled in his life and was following me around like a lost puppy which got annoying…I told him to buy some quarters and play one of the slots but he said "I don't gamble"…after another 30 mins of him following me around I gave him a roll of quarters and said "here…now play those it's not costing you anything"…so he got on a machine and after a few quarters won $100 or something, after that he was hooked bigtime.
Couple of hours later I shouted to him "Dan come on, lets go", he said "go where"…I said "to get you laid remember, the taxi driver outside will take us to a place"…he said "I'm not going, this slot machine is about to pay out, I've been on it for a long time".
Not laid in 7yrs and in 2hrs so hooked on the slots he dropped all plans to get his dick wetted…smh as the lovely DTE would say.
ETA: on the way back to L.A. we were stopped at the state line, they have like a barrier there where they ask if you have any agricultural items, veggies and shit (to stop fruit flies apparently..as if they can't fly across state lines).
The guard guy motioned us to pull over, came over and said "Any fruits in the car"….I pointed to Dan in the back and said "only Dan".
Brothels have to be the most disgusting thing in history. Your basically paying to get stds, only a simp would do such a thing -
2020-02-13 at 7:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is, I did take a poop at the top of the Stratosphere tower with the rollercoaster on it (I think that's been shut down now hasn't it?)
I did that roller coaster years ago when I was there. Some army fags got to the top and pussed out right in front of their girlfriends and didn't go. HilariousThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-13 at 8:23 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 8:26 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 8:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting Brothels have to be the most disgusting thing in history. Your basically paying to get stds, only a simp would do such a thing
Dan was a simp.
He was originally from West Virginia but had to leave quickly because he got busted having sex with his underage cousin (pretty stereotypical for west Virginia and several of his family members were after him (rage or jealousy...not sure)).
The guy was nuts too, he'd been a pilot or whatever they call them on a nuclear sub and said that's why he was nuts, 3 months underwater at a time with X number of other men and 1sqft to yourself. -
2020-02-13 at 8:30 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 10:02 PM UTC
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2020-02-13 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "There are societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans everywhere you go. You will find what you seek not that which you don't. "
Sure, but a glut of them in Vegas…like I said I've traveled far and wide, had sex on 3 continents and pooped on 5…and Vegas is in the top 3 places that I'd not want to go back to.
Yet there are literally millions of people with a different opinion that are far more traveled. Go figure...
