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  1. #61
    I lived in Vegas for like 5 years. It’s shit
  2. #62
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Dan certainly possessed some misplaced priorities.
  3. #63
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Fox I lived in Vegas for like 5 years. It’s shit

    It's called Sin City
  4. #64
    Originally posted by WellHung It's called Sin City

    I already live in sin, you can do that anywhere
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  5. #65
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox I lived in Vegas for like 5 years. It’s shit

    It’s shit now, was fun to grow up in when the mob owned it.
    But like speedy said, there is a lot more to Vegas than the strip
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Erekshun It’s shit now, was fun to grow up in when the mob owned it.
    But like speedy said, there is a lot more to Vegas than the strip

    There is, I did take a poop at the top of the Stratosphere tower with the rollercoaster on it (I think that's been shut down now hasn't it?)

  7. #67
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I don’t know, haven’t been in years
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The entertainment wasn't the issue…but again I can get entertainment at 10,000 other places without the societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans.

    There are societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans everywhere you go. You will find what you seek not that which you don't.
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One of the guys I was there with "Dan" hadn't been laid in 7yrs…there were 4 of us working in L.A. and we drove to Vegas for the weekend. I only went because Dan had said he was going to go to a brothel while there (what with it being legal there as if that even matters) and I wanted the entertainment that would bring.

    He'd never gambled in his life and was following me around like a lost puppy which got annoying…I told him to buy some quarters and play one of the slots but he said "I don't gamble"…after another 30 mins of him following me around I gave him a roll of quarters and said "here…now play those it's not costing you anything"…so he got on a machine and after a few quarters won $100 or something, after that he was hooked bigtime.

    Couple of hours later I shouted to him "Dan come on, lets go", he said "go where"…I said "to get you laid remember, the taxi driver outside will take us to a place"…he said "I'm not going, this slot machine is about to pay out, I've been on it for a long time".

    Not laid in 7yrs and in 2hrs so hooked on the slots he dropped all plans to get his dick wetted…smh as the lovely DTE would say.

    ETA: on the way back to L.A. we were stopped at the state line, they have like a barrier there where they ask if you have any agricultural items, veggies and shit (to stop fruit flies apparently..as if they can't fly across state lines).

    The guard guy motioned us to pull over, came over and said "Any fruits in the car"….I pointed to Dan in the back and said "only Dan".

    There a million good stories and a million bad stories in any town.
  10. #70
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Come to LA to sample BBQ and hear my proposition.
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CASPER Come to LA to sample BBQ and hear my proposition.

    I have no plans to ever step foot in California under it's current socialist regime.
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  12. #72
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Dont worry i have weapons. The resistance is strong. We will provide you safe passage to the ocean.
  13. #73
    Show me that toe again

    Smoke crack on Fremont and remember.. I gotta take a shit and I'm dead broke!

    There is a dispensary on industrial road near Fremont. If you take a right across from it you will find a black man selling crack. If you see Johnny sitting on a median in that area tell him I say hi
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My favorite part is the grambling. One of paper = four of coin.

  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CASPER Dont worry i have weapons. The resistance is strong. We will provide you safe passage to the ocean.

    I have weapons I don't need yours. California is a shithole, a human free range shithole.
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have weapons I don't need yours. California is a shithole, a human free range shithole.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There are societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans everywhere you go. You will find what you seek not that which you don't.
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  17. #77
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im meeting tons of centerists/conservatives lately. I think even moderates and left of center types are getting sick of the far left. If we could just expel all the literally shaking retards, CA would be the best state.
  18. #78
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol youre gonna take a mountain bike in the middle of the hot fucking Vegas desert? Have you even been there? Its impossible to last wlaking around without a shitload of water for 10 minutes and thats not in the hottest season over there. Lol.
  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CASPER Im meeting tons of centerists/conservatives lately. I think even moderates and left of center types are getting sick of the far left. If we could just expel all the literally shaking retards, CA would be the best state.

    California has never been a good state.
  20. #80
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    FUCK OFF MIKE
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