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  1. #21
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    well he's very familiar with the welfare system and how to game it for maximum time and money
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sometimes I feel like I'm cyberbullying Spectral by pointing out his weird lies and contrasting them with the facts we know of his life and I feel bad because I actually like the guy and he goes back to totse yada yada yada but he is kind of a dumbass who lives in his own world of fantasy but that's his right to do so. I just kinda feel bad for him but he seems very harmless. I hope he's happy. He's basically a geriatric Hikki in terms of social standing and that's sad to me because I don't think he's a bad person at all.
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  3. #23
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    i dont either and i like him as well

    i do genuinely want to hear some stories though, and not the freaking skittles one, a REAL ONE

    THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, LETS GO SPEKS
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    None of you frighten me.
  5. #25
    Misterigh Houston
    None of you frighten me.
  6. #26
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    So yeah. I got in trouble for shoplifting. Was fucking totally sober and don't remember a minute of stealing anything. I've never stolen in my life and until my attorney said "yeah right in the middle you just folded up a bunch of clothes and put them in a bag and in your cart" wtf

    But explain me this, i took without even knowing 48 dollars of their shit, they kept 260 dollars of my shit...yet i stole ?
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych So yeah. I got in trouble for shoplifting. Was fucking totally sober and don't remember a minute of stealing anything. I've never stolen in my life and until my attorney said "yeah right in the middle you just folded up a bunch of clothes and put them in a bag and in your cart" wtf

    But explain me this, i took without even knowing 48 dollars of their shit, they kept 260 dollars of my shit…yet i stole ?

    That's the fine to make sure you dont steal again. Yes, you stole.

    By the way how the fuck do you not remember stealing?
  8. #28
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That's the fine to make sure you dont steal again. Yes, you stole.

    By the way how the fuck do you not remember stealing?

    Yeah I have no clue. Hadn't slept in 6 days ...had plenty of money. It was all the clothes I was giving back that I decided my kids wouldn't like. Usually I will gold the clothes and hand it to them. Apparently I brain farted
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a weird story with very few details. So...

    You bought $308 worth of clothes and were going back to return all of it and you folded up $48 worth of those same clothes and kept them? I dont get it.
  10. #30
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That's a weird story with very few details. So…

    You bought $308 worth of clothes and were going back to return all of it and you folded up $48 worth of those same clothes and kept them? I dont get it.

    No I bought 480 worth of stuff...48 dollars of clothes I stole I guess, they brought me in the back and kept 380 dollars of the shit I DID pay for as well as their 48 dollars of stuff I guess I didn't. Didn't get a dime back, obviously but I also thought I was innocent and I was not ....either way ...court fees. Crazy expensive attorney. It's expunged in three months. The entire thing still have me totally confused. I'm the one that gives speeches and offers to pay so people DONT shoplift and I did it. So weird
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych No I bought 480 worth of stuff…48 dollars of clothes I stole I guess, they brought me in the back and kept 380 dollars of the shit I DID pay for as well as their 48 dollars of stuff I guess I didn't. Didn't get a dime back, obviously but I also thought I was innocent and I was not ….either way …court fees. Crazy expensive attorney. It's expunged in three months. The entire thing still have me totally confused. I'm the one that gives speeches and offers to pay so people DONT shoplift and I did it. So weird

    And you explained all this to your attorney and the prosecuting attorney and the judge ? Sounds like you have a really shitty lawyer.
  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd go back and take $380 worth of merch.
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  13. #33
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ And you explained all this to your attorney and the prosecuting attorney and the judge ? Sounds like you have a really shitty lawyer.

    Yes my attorney said based on the video he could not tell what exactly they gave me back and what they didn't. So stupid. I spend 480 I had 3 bags from WALMART come on. Like right there I spent the money to buy half the store
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Yes my attorney said based on the video he could not tell what exactly they gave me back and what they didn't. So stupid. I spend 480 I had 3 bags from WALMART come on. Like right there I spent the money to buy half the store

    I blame spectral.
  15. #35
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I don't know wtf happened or why I don't remember. I thought they were setting me up honestly. I asked them multiple times to show me what I took. They refused weird
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I don't know wtf happened or why I don't remember. I thought they were setting me up honestly. I asked them multiple times to show me what I took. They refused weird

    Why didnt you take it to trial? Regardless they're required to show you the 'discovery' which is the evidence against you.
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This one time I was on duty and looking across the mall to the Loblaws on the other side, and I just happened to notice a guy at thier meat section, a big fucker, at least 6'5", with long blondish hair and a neanderthal face, stuff at least ten packs of meat into his waistband. Then he went right out the front door, and I said fuck it, not my store. Then the guy comes back in through the same door five minutes later and I watch him go right up to the meat section in Loblaws again and starts piling up packs of steaks and high-end meat under his arm. So I went to my service desk and picked up the phone and called my store manager and told him about it, and he said I should definitely apprehend him, even though he's in the other store, not ours. He said there's a great chance we'd be next, so may as well take him out right now, but get permission from the Loblaw's management.

    So I crossed over and the guy has got at least 20 packs of assorted meats on him that he's holding in his arms at this point, that he took time to pick out, so I went to the Loblaw's office and asked the manager if I could take him out and she said absolutely. So I go back out on the floor and the clown now has all twenty packs of meat stuffed into his waistband already, in front, and behind, and on both sides, and his sweater is sticking out like a balloon, at which point he heads on down the aisle and heads directly for the exit door. When he went out, I walked up beside him and flipped my badge and told him he was under arrest. Suddenly, he starts doing the chicken, literally, and all the packs of meat go flying up and down and out and all around on the ground, and he drops to the ground having a caniption fit, then this girl runs into the thick of it and he throws his keys to her, and she grabs them perfectly and runs to a van parked very near and she gets in and revs up and screeches and burns rubber over to where I have him pinned to the ground. I thought for a second she was going to run us both over, but then she sped off, with whatever booty they had been able to get before I nailed him. Didn't get the plate that time either, because it was so chaotic.

    Next thing I have him in cuffs up in the security office of the Loblaws, and who calls? Her. She wants to talk to her man and see what's up.
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  18. #38
    Misterigh Houston
    One time I caught an LP watching me when I had a hand basket with $2k-$3k of 925 Sterling Silver Je welry Designer parts(craft stores used to sell these about five years ago). I went back and forth in the store losing her a few times before constantly looking at her letting her know I knew she was watching me. I then walked fast right for the exit, but when I got there I casually set the basket down and smiled at her before exiting.
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  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was on duty and looking across the mall to the Loblaws on the other side, and I just happened to notice a guy at thier meat section, a big fucker, at least 6'5", with long blondish hair and a neanderthal face, stuff at least ten packs of meat into his waistband. Then he went right out the front door, and I said fuck it, not my store. Then the guy comes back in through the same door five minutes later and I watch him go right up to the meat section in Loblaws again and starts piling up packs of steaks and high-end meat under his arm. So I went to my service desk and picked up the phone and called my store manager and told him about it, and he said I should definitely apprehend him, even though he's in the other store, not ours. He said there's a great chance we'd be next, so may as well take him out right now, but get permission from the Loblaw's management.

    So I crossed over and the guy has got at least 20 packs of assorted meats on him that he's holding in his arms at this point, that he took time to pick out, so I went to the Loblaw's office and asked the manager if I could take him out and she said absolutely. So I go back out on the floor and the clown now has all twenty packs of meat stuffed into his waistband already, in front, and behind, and on both sides, and his sweater is sticking out like a balloon, at which point he heads on down the aisle and heads directly for the exit door. When he went out, I walked up beside him and flipped my badge and told him he was under arrest. Suddenly, he starts doing the chicken, literally, and all the packs of meat go flying up and down and out and all around on the ground, and he drops to the ground having a caniption fit, then this girl runs into the thick of it and he throws his keys to her, and she grabs them perfectly and runs to a van parked very near and she gets in and revs up and screeches and burns rubber over to where I have him pinned to the ground. I thought for a second she was going to run us both over, but then she sped off, with whatever booty they had been able to get before I nailed him. Didn't get the plate that time either, because it was so chaotic.

    Next thing I have him in cuffs up in the security office of the Loblaws, and who calls? Her. She wants to talk to her man and see what's up.

    And then?
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And then the meat thief had a criminal record a mile long and ended up getting two years, and his girlfriend was also questioned.
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