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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs Between Breaking Bad ol shit…I am watching Forensice Files. Docu's on a few different serial killers. I can't seem to move today…usually when I'm drunk I am at some bar..or strip club later but getting strangely comfortable as a drunken recluse at 43. in my my 20's-30's i wouldnt have considered it.

    Life is so fucked up…like a best dream and worst nightmare ever wrapped up into one. Than fucks ya even worse when ya ain't really lookin

    I don't feel 29. I wish I was 21. These past 10 years have been FUCKED.
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs Between Breaking Bad ol shit…I am watching Forensice Files. Docu's on a few different serial killers. I can't seem to move today…usually when I'm drunk I am at some bar..or strip club later but getting strangely comfortable as a drunken recluse at 43. in my my 20's-30's i wouldnt have considered it.

    Life is so fucked up…like a best dream and worst nightmare ever wrapped up into one. Than fucks ya even worse when ya ain't really lookin

    Care for some cheese with your whine?đź‘Ť
  3. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    least i can say i've lived a life unlike the likes of you.

    thanks puppet. good puppet. you know your role in life.
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Drinking coffee. Being a slug.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Waiting for hts to wake up so I can get coffee and make a bagel. Hopefully it's in the next half hour I am getting antsy.

    I might just have to go soon and be really loud coming in so she wakes up and I can give her coffee

    Lol she woke up to ask me the time and went back to sleep. What a legend. It's 12pm and im high it's time to get coffee and smoke more weed.

    If hts doesn't wake up in an hour hers will be cold lmrao
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lol she woke up to ask me the time and went back to sleep. What a legend. It's 12pm and im high it's time to get coffee and smoke more weed.

    If hts doesn't wake up in an hour hers will be cold lmrao

    U shud be doing meth. Its cheap in Vancouver.
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lol she woke up to ask me the time and went back to sleep. What a legend. It's 12pm and im high it's time to get coffee and smoke more weed.

    If hts doesn't wake up in an hour hers will be cold lmrao

    I like my dick chilled not frozen
  8. Nonce Houston
    Trying to get this 12 year old to meet up with me.
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Nonce Trying to get this 12 year old to meet up with me.

    What the fuck
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What the fuck

    Shes got girl scout cookies and he's hungry.
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  11. Technologist victim of incest
    I’m sick🤧
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Nonce Trying to get this 12 year old to meet up with me.

    Is that legal
  13. Someone alert the Polish authorities
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Waiting for 2 people to come pick up their pants , just sent them both a video of their end results and both like them a lot ...

    There’s always that fear that they’ll be like,” wth this is horrible”.. but that hasn’t happened ❤️
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein Waiting for 2 people to come pick up their pants , just sent them both a video of their end results and both like them a lot …

    There’s always that fear that they’ll be like,” wth this is horrible”.. but that hasn’t happened ❤️

    Yet looooooooool
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein Waiting for 2 people to come pick up their pants , just sent them both a video of their end results and both like them a lot …

    There’s always that fear that they’ll be like,” wth this is horrible”.. but that hasn’t happened ❤️

    When I first read this I thought a threesome happened and they left their pantalons.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao @pantalons

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yet looooooooool


    Don’t you put that hex on me!


    Ot

    Smoking weed .............. :)
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    ;)
  19. ZIGGY Houston
    Soldering this computer fx card
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's gonna smoke when you plug it back in

    breathe deep
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