What are you doing at the moment

2020-02-06 at 12:27 AM UTC

#8661

Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by mmQ I knew a lady named John. Her husband died in a local auto racing accident. The end.

Thank you.

2020-02-06 at 12:47 AM UTC

#8662

CandyRein Black Hole

Originally posted by Dregs well glad this is all cleared up crystally so…

i spell it johnny but hey i can forgive ya…you southern black folk twist shit up in their vocal chords, food, and what not.

you really are black, right Candy? you got a certain cracker hew aboutcha. no offence…you just come across very white at times. some people when i got no pic up think i'm black. like wtf? racist fucking cunts eh gorgeous petunia?

Petunia lol I love that ..

I’ve always been like this .. I know what you’re saying actually and I take no offense at all

Speaking of over the phone
I’m pretty sure no one knew I was black when I was a top selling telemarketer lmao

It’s like when they teach you about nature vs nurture in psychology class

I’m this way through my family being so diverse.. even though my nature/surroundings are from chiraq ..

I’m rambling :)

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Dregs

2020-02-06 at 12:59 AM UTC

#8663

CandyRein Black Hole

I’ll tell you another thing that shaped my personality a lot.. that’s being in theater

I did musical theater from like second grade up until I was 19

When you grow up as a theater baby you’re just really odd in general everyone is super weird and fun lol :)

2020-02-06 at 12:11 PM UTC

#8664

Netflxchillr African Astronaut

off, and outtie i suppose... getting my chit done.

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CandyRein

2020-02-06 at 1:06 PM UTC

#8665

CandyRein Black Hole

Just ran out to start my car it’s thick ice and snow out ..❄️⛄️❤️

Gonna have to drive very slow getting home..
Waiting to give report now ..

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2020-02-06 at 1:07 PM UTC

#8666

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Thinking about doing some work

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CandyRein

2020-02-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

#8667

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I just tooted. Oopsy!

2020-02-06 at 1:37 PM UTC

#8668

Netflxchillr African Astronaut

^always better out than in!! My momma used to say.👍

(for your gastrointestinal track)

2020-02-06 at 7:03 PM UTC

#8669

MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

Originally posted by Netflxchillr ^always better out than in!! My momma used to say.👍

(for your gastrointestinal track)

Ur momma is shrek?

2020-02-06 at 7:11 PM UTC

#8670

Netflxchillr African Astronaut

Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ur momma is shrek?

Fiona 😘

2020-02-06 at 9:37 PM UTC

#8671

CandyRein Black Hole

💖
🧞‍♀️

2020-02-06 at 10:16 PM UTC

#8672

POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

wakin up from my Nap

2020-02-07 at 2:38 AM UTC

#8673

CandyRein Black Hole

Jammin out..

Through all the things my eyes have seen
The best by far is you..❤️

If I could fly
Then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below...

I'd keep you safe
I'd keep you dry..

Don't be afraid Cecilia
I'm the satellite
And you're the sky..

I've cafe crawled through Amsterdam..

I've been around the world with a punk rock band...

And I've seen London, and I've played Japan..
I've been knocked down, I got up again..

For all the places I have been
I'm no place without you..❤️

If I could fly
Then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below..

I'd keep you safe
I'd keep you dry..

Don't be afraid Cecilia
I'm the satellite
And you're the sky

I'm the satellite
And you're the sky

For all the things my hands have held..

The best by far is you..❤️
If I could fly
Then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below..

I'd keep you safe
I'd keep you dry..

Don't be afraid Cecilia
I'm the satellite.. 🛰

And you're the sky ..🌌

And you're the sky.. 🌌

I'm the satellite 🛰
And you're the sky.. 🌌
❤️

2020-02-07 at 2:40 AM UTC

#8674

WellHung Black Hole

Burning some nuggets

2020-02-07 at 8:51 PM UTC

#8675

CandyRein Black Hole

YIKES!
🤭

Jammin out to that New New .. ❤️

Getting for the weekend :)

🎵

Walk up to a bad bitch, be like, "I think you fine," yeah

I don't play with demons, Satan, get thee behind, yeah 😇

'Bout to get fucked up on margarita with two limes, yeah ❤️

;)

Yikes, I play tag and you it.. for life
(Woo, Life)

Yikes (Yikes), you a clown, you do IT for likes ...🤡

Yikes (Yikes), yes, it's tight, but it doesn't bite ❤️

Grip it right, he be like (Woo)

Yikes.. :)

🎵

2020-02-07 at 9:20 PM UTC

#8676