What are you doing at the moment

1. 2020-02-08 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #8701
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Erekshun Which post? I wanna know so I can refrain from posting while you are at the toilet.

   
   I am just kidding man. No clue. It just happened.
2. 2020-02-08 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #8702
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   well if you want me to show how to do it...
   
   i can shove it up there for ya
   
   it won't go anywhere unless your got a good pair of pliers and its an emergency
   
   you can trust me like a real life bro on this
3. 2020-02-08 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #8703
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   *Turns Up House Music*
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   • mmQ
4. 2020-02-08 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #8704
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol no. It would be weird to drop a into your toilet when yiure pooping. I was standing up. Fell out my hands . I probably read a post of yours. :)

   
   It happened to me while hungover once. Just took a fresh shit and was checking my phone over the toilet for some reason. Fell right in, on a poop. Pulled it out and it had poop on it. I wiped it off, took it apart, thrn went home and sanitized it.
   
   Worked fine for another 6 months. Don't believe the lies they say about dropping your phone in poop
5. 2020-02-08 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #8705
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It happened to me while hungover once. Just took a fresh shit and was checking my phone over the toilet for some reason. Fell right in, on a poop. Pulled it out and it had poop on it. I wiped it off, took it apart, thrn went home and sanitized it.
   
   Worked fine for another 6 months. Don't believe the lies they say about dropping your phone in poop

   
   Its embarrassing. I cant believe I did it. But when you pull it out fast enough it's all good.
   (Yes that's what she said)
6. 2020-02-08 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #8706
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Its embarrassing. I cant believe I did it. But when you pull it out fast enough it's all good.
   (Yes that's what she said)

   
   If I were made of gold I would flush my phone.
7. 2020-02-08 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #8707
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If I were made of gold I would flush my phone.

   
   Well technically I flushed my phone.
8. 2020-02-08 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #8708
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by mmQ I just dropped my phone in the toilet . A thing I am so conscious about never doing. But I did it :(

   
   This is like the third time you’ve done this!
9. 2020-02-08 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #8709
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala This is like the third time you’ve done this!

   
   Second time :) First time I did it I was talking to you and my phone actually got ruined and I missed work the next day while I traveled on the city bus trying to get to Walmart to get a new one:)
10. 2020-02-08 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #8710
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remarkable odds by the way bevause i dropped my old phone when I sat on the end of the dock on the little lake I lived on when I lived in Tampa. And it always just fell right on the dock and never fell between the cracks.
11. 2020-02-08 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #8711
    

    frala Avant garde shartist
    Don’t pee and drive.
12. 2020-02-08 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #8712
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    K thx
13. 2020-02-08 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #8713
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Time to chill out it’s been an enjoyable and energetic evening...
    
    
    
    
    
    Fuq Yeah!!
    
    *turns down House Music*
14. 2020-02-08 at 9:01 AM UTC

    #8714
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Maxing out on a big bowl of cherries🍒high and half asleep..
    
    #LivingMyLifeLikeItsGolden❤️
15. 2020-02-08 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #8715
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    breaking all the bad in candy's ass...and such and the like
    
    on topic...drifting online, getting drunk, and watching breaking bad from the start for the 3rd time over the yrs. first time i missed a lot, second time i forgot a lot...maybe third time is a charm and i will enjoy it and remember it all...so i don't have to do this all again!.
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    • CandyRein
16. 2020-02-08 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #8716
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Doesn't feel like a Saturday. Mind you, no day feels the same.
17. 2020-02-08 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #8717
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    actually feels like a taco tuesday yet i've been missing this shit for months if not sadly yrs. i am such a sad creature at times...unless this online shit is all a dream than i got an out to redeem myself.
    
    i don't usually smoke...just get drunk but wanna share Oct in the weed..I'll suck ya dick..you can fuck me. No committments or clingy as nigga shit. I feel if I don't get high as well as drunk I might murder someone(s) soon. Namely Wariat and his family which would justified and cool on some level but on another not so cool because his family doesn't really deserve his karma. if this makes any sense.
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    • Octavian, 
    • MexicanMasterRace
18. 2020-02-08 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #8718
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm going to get some herron and take a massive overdose between my toes.
    
    JK Imma wait on this steak pie, beat my dick and watch some cold case programs.
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    • Dregs
19. 2020-02-08 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #8719
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

    Originally posted by Octavian I'm going to get some herron and take a massive overdose between my toes.
    
    JK Imma wait on this steak pie, beat my dick and watch some cold case programs.

    
    Between Breaking Bad ol shit...I am watching Forensice Files. Docu's on a few different serial killers. I can't seem to move today...usually when I'm drunk I am at some bar..or strip club later but getting strangely comfortable as a drunken recluse at 43. in my my 20's-30's i wouldnt have considered it.
    
    Life is so fucked up...like a best dream and worst nightmare ever wrapped up into one. Than fucks ya even worse when ya ain't really lookin
20. 2020-02-08 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #8720
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Waiting for hts to wake up so I can get coffee and make a bagel. Hopefully it's in the next half hour I am getting antsy.
    
    I might just have to go soon and be really loud coming in so she wakes up and I can give her coffee