User Controls

The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just wanna fuck
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oy vey
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Geckho Goldstein
  5. 5am breakfast: banana, apple, 2 slices of turkey bacon, 1.5g phenibut, 2g Crouton, 100mg caffeine, unknown amount of cbd
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    7am breakfast
    Weed
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    10 am I was drunk last night meal Im fryin chapli kababs

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im eatin curried squash soup and a sockeye salmon sammich then I'm going to smoke a 420
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    I seriously need a fucking car I am going insane in this apartment. Goddamnit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian I seriously need a fucking car I am going insane in this apartment. Goddamnit.

    Mobility is a big deal my dude, that sucks. I know public transport is bullshit. I will ride the bus for leisure oftentimes. But if you actually want to directly get somewhere with the security of being able to come directly back, public transport is shit. Have you ever thought about riding a Vespa?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    It's mad cause all I need is wheels so I can get a decent job. I'm bored out my fucking skull and should be enjoying myself. A Vespa wouldn't be safe in my neighborhood, guranteed it would be robbed the 1st night. I honestly never imagined my life to turn out like this but alas, it has.

    I need some way out of this situation.
  12. Grand theft auto
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    That's honestly one of the most retarded crimes one can commit tbh.
  14. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Octavian It's mad cause all I need is wheels so I can get a decent job. I'm bored out my fucking skull and should be enjoying myself. A Vespa wouldn't be safe in my neighborhood, guranteed it would be robbed the 1st night. I honestly never imagined my life to turn out like this but alas, it has.

    I need some way out of this situation.

    Didn't you say you got a job somewhere to save up money for a car to get a better job? That seemed like a solid plan Oct
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's honestly one of the most retarded crimes one can commit tbh.

    Why? It's one of the easiest.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by itybit Didn't you say you got a job somewhere to save up money for a car to get a better job? That seemed like a solid plan Oct

    Yeah I fucked the interview off cause it wouldn't have been economical transport wise and staying at my mother's. (My sister is the landlord and she's a total whore). I hold on that something will come up though.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm trying to make some moves and fuck I wish it was easier sometimes. There are so many things I want to do, it's weird because I'm pretty fucking old but seems like I just woke up and realized the world is open to me. I was so lost for so long I didn't know I had options (although I did know I had ability) and now I'm washed up, damaged, broken and just realizing I can make something half decent out of the cards I have remaining.

    Oct, you're in a bad rut, which is likely a self perpetuating cycle you've been in for a while. Fucking change 1 little thing for the better everyday and Kaizen your life until you wake up one day and realize you're in a much better place. It's hard to keep from getting frustrated and bogged down with external stressors, which makes retreating into the cocoon of warm failure appealing but when you put a little match under your ass it might not be the most pleasant sensation, but a lot of times you need that to get moving.

    You've got fucking male offspring with a scottish lass (although I'm under the impression your relationship is a little strained rn) and that in and of itself is enough of a motivating factor to construct something sustainable and worthwhile. He's going to look up to you someday and it's well within your abilities to give him something to aspire to (as well as something to be coveted by lots of other dirty slags) and something for you yourself to be proud of as well. Not tryna give you a pep talk but as far as I know you're not really impeded by anything beyond your control, so fucking take control.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    My fingers are crossed for you @Oct
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's honestly one of the most retarded crimes one can commit tbh.

    That's honestly not really true tbh.
  20. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm trying to make some moves and fuck I wish it was easier sometimes. There are so many things I want to do, it's weird because I'm pretty fucking old but seems like I just woke up and realized the world is open to me. I was so lost for so long I didn't know I had options (although I did know I had ability) and now I'm washed up, damaged, broken and just realizing I can make something half decent out of the cards I have remaining…..

    How old are you Sudo? Your really never to old to improve your life

This Thread Has Been Locked

Jump to Top