2020-02-04 at 9:48 PM UTC
Fucking mother fucking page 41! I said we were close!
2020-02-04 at 9:55 PM UTC
Here's my .22 Henry golden boy pump action on a unicorn chair. Really solid gun on a really good chair.
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2020-02-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
The Mrs might be pregnant. We've been working with a bull for the last year but I fukt up. I banged my old lady two weeks ago. Fuck. Cross your fingers and pray for me the child comes out black.
I kid but the Mrs might be pregnant. If she is she says she wants to keep it. Alright I guess. I love this girl, just got a new place so if she wants a whining, shitting monster she can have one. I'm personally against it but fuck it. Maybe it'll be funny.
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2020-02-06 at 1:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
The Mrs might be pregnant. We've been working with a bull for the last year but I fukt up. I banged my old lady two weeks ago. Fuck. Cross your fingers and pray for me the child comes out black.
I kid but the Mrs might be pregnant. If she is she says she wants to keep it. Alright I guess. I love this girl, just got a new place so if she wants a whining, shitting monster she can have one. I'm personally against it but fuck it. Maybe it'll be funny.
Cant you simply eat the child to regain your power?
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2020-02-07 at 2:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
She's not pregnant! Thank god! C'mon page 42!
Good work. I hope it was delicious.
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2020-02-07 at 6:55 PM UTC
We're so close to page 42 guys. Give up some quitting/getting fired storys. Free 100% custom lolcats if you do.....
Just saying.....
2020-02-07 at 7:14 PM UTC
itybit
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2020-02-07 at 7:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by itybit
I'm showing your only on page 33
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2020-02-08 at 7:11 PM UTC
I think I might leave my Mrs. We're not officially married because I'm a genius and talked her out of it. I haven't told her because I'll get in trouble but I give her a month to stop her shit. There's a kid in the mix, which isn't technically mine, but I can get up and leave without any lawyers at an time.
If I decide to do it it's going to be a real shame. She's left before but always came back. If I quit, then that's it. Sick of constantly being wrong and I never do anything right. As she's downing anti-psychotic pills morning and night.
You guys give a fired/quitting story I'll take questions and give stories. Might be some free 100% custom LOLcats in it too.
2020-02-11 at 3:20 AM UTC
Poast isn't telling his story which he should instead of killing himself. So I'll post a joke he told me that no body laughs at.
A guy opens up a restaurant and calls it, 'No Niggers Welcome'. The town gets upset obviously. So he changes the name to, 'Niggers Welcome'. The town is still pissed and the guy is standing around like, "You just can't please these people!"
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2020-02-11 at 7:28 AM UTC
This will be the longest thread on the internet. I have big shoulders. I can pull this weight.
2020-02-12 at 6:06 AM UTC
You guys think I'm going to let this post not be the longest ever? Have I got news for you.
Encourage Poast to post when he punched a 300 lb black dude and the black guy just laughed. He's down in the dumps right now.
2020-02-16 at 4:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Poast isn't telling his story which he should instead of killing himself. So I'll post a joke he told me that no body laughs at.
A guy opens up a restaurant and calls it, 'No Niggers Welcome'. The town gets upset obviously. So he changes the name to, 'Niggers Welcome'. The town is still pissed and the guy is standing around like, "You just can't please these NIGGERS!!"
corrected.
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