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  1. Netflxchillr African Astronaut


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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    I wish I could blow my fucking brains out, but I fear eternal damnation. Also missing out on some good future Netflix series.

    Fuck my life.
  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Why ya wanna blow your skull open though?
  4. Originally posted by 🐿 Why ya wanna blow your skull open though?

    They canceled his netflix for nonpayment.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I wish I could blow my fucking brains out, but I fear eternal damnation. Also missing out on some good future Netflix series.

    Fuck my life.

    There are plenty of loopholes to the suicide/burning in hell conundrum.

    For example, you can eat a bunch of pills and then ask god for forgiveness. Or you can jump off a building and ask for forgiveness on your fall down.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by 🐿 Why ya wanna blow your skull open though?

    It's just quick and easy. I don't want to leave a mess though, ruin my beautiful face, or even scare the poor soul that finds me. I'm God fearing and believe I won't see my loved ones so It would be a heavy undertaking. I do think about suicide a lot, but I don't want to die being remembered as some hapless idiot that didn't reach their potential.

    Yes, I'm really that Vain.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ There are plenty of loopholes to the suicide/burning in hell conundrum.

    For example, you can eat a bunch of pills and then ask god for forgiveness. Or you can jump off a building and ask for forgiveness on your fall down.

    Can't you ask ahead of time?

    "forgive me lord for I know not what I do"
  8. Originally posted by Octavian It's just quick and easy. I don't want to leave a mess, ruin my husk, or even scare the poor soul that finds me. I'm God fearing and believe I won't see my loved ones so It would be a heavy undertaking. I do think about suicide a lot, but I don't want to die being remembered as some hapless idiot that didn't reach their potential.

    Yes, I'm really that Vain.

    Come on over, we can go to the shooting range and then do each other.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can't you ask ahead of time?

    "forgive me lord for I know not what I do"

    I suppose. But then you could just say "forgive me for all the sins I'm going to commit later" and then be done with it for life. I dont know if it works like that. I think you're supposed to show some intent to repent or whatever.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ I suppose. But then you could just say "forgive me for all the sins I'm going to commit later" and then be done with it for life. I dont know if it works like that. I think you're supposed to show some intent to repent or whatever.

    Well the whole point of Jesus dying on the cross was so our (past and future) sins could be forgiven, you don't actually have to ask for forgiveness, just accept Jesus as your savior..which you can do anytime really.
  11. Add to that if you don't now sin you are basically making Jesusususususususs's sacrifice worthless. The more you sin the more you give importance to his ultimate sacrifice, he'll thank you for that rape and double murder when you get upstairs.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the whole point of Jesus dying on the cross was so our (past and future) sins could be forgiven, you don't actually have to ask for forgiveness, just accept Jesus as your savior..which you can do anytime really.

    But then they throw in the blasphemy of the Holy Spirit unforgivable sin and quite frankly everyone has done that so basically everyone ever is in hell.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ But then they throw in the blasphemy of the Holy Spirit unforgivable sin and quite frankly everyone has done that so basically everyone ever is in hell.

    Yeah that's the Catholics though..no one listens to them, least of all God and Jr.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah that's the Catholics though..no one listens to them, least of all God and Jr.

    Catholics? No it's literally written in the new testament. Same one that every denomination uses.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Catholics? No it's literally written in the new testament. Same one that every denomination uses.

    Cite the verse so I might come up with a suitable comeback.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Matthew 12:30-32: "Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters. And so I tell you, any sin and blasphemy can be forgiven. But blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Matthew 12:30-32: "Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters. And so I tell you, any sin and blasphemy can be forgiven. But blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.

    Well that's what I said "Whoever is not with me is against me"...basically means "if you accept him as your savior". And then he goes on to say "don't talk shit about me or my dad though"...so not really relevant to killing and raping.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    B..but.... blasphemy of the Spirit will not be forgiven.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ B..but…. blasphemy of the Spirit will not be forgiven.

    Right...who is the spirit?....Not the common human...it says blasphemy *OF* the spirit..Jesus better watch his fucking step.

    Actually it says "against"
  20. Originally posted by mmQ B..but…. blasphemy of the Spirit will not be forgiven.

    So he lied when he said "accept me as your savior and you'll go upstairs"

    My fucking god (literally) you can't trust any motherfinger these days to keep their word.
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