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  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok so I posted two stories and didnt get a new custom lolcat.

    OP is a fraud. Save your stories.

    Give me a request or you your goning to get a 100% custom LOLcat you might not want. I'll do it tomorrow.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Give me a request or you your goning to get a 100% custom LOLcat you might not want. I'll do it tomorrow.

    I dont give a fuck.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gimme me cat
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Gimme me cat

    You show me one other person that can make 100% custom Patrick Swayze LOLcats of that quality and I'll stop bothering Guiness World Records.

  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Holy fuck! Page 39! Goddam is this a long thread!
  6. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Never mind. I found it. Here's that girl you freaks are all about. Taken in my shirtless dude party room.


    was this pict taken during nigger berry era ?
  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."

    I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story."
  8. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."

    I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story."

    Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.

    I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.

    Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, that word fi'lter works well sometimes
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  10. Fuk
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Holy fuck! Page 39! Goddam is this a long thread!

    Yeah you just need about 400 pages to go to make this just the longest threae on this site . Your cats and your lies are shit.
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  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah you just need about 400 pages to go to make this just the longest threae on this site . Your cats and your lies are shit.

    I suggest you want to bash a 100% custom LOLcat maker you buy American. You see any one else delivering this quality of 100% custom LOLcats? WifeDead is the closest so far. But the gentle brush strokes, the textures, the feeling...

    Ain't no one going to deliver that. I'm your only supplier.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I suggest you want to bash a 100% custom LOLcat maker you buy American. You see any one else delivering this quality of 100% custom LOLcats? WifeDead is the closest so far. But the gentle brush strokes, the textures, the feeling…

    Ain't no one going to deliver that. I'm your only supplier.

    Into the sun you drift, I hope. You're a liar and a fraud. Leave me alone. My family too. Stop bothering us.
  14. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.

    I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.

    Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing.

    Good story. I'll give you a 100% custom LOL cat. Any preference on what you want?
  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Into the sun you drift, I hope. You're a liar and a fraud. Leave me alone. My family too. Stop bothering us.

    My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.

    Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.

    If he doesn't I will.
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  16. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.

    Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.

    If he doesn't I will.
    I remember you now. Back flips
  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    This back Flip?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_eyZ7l-nWU
  18. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.

    Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.

    If he doesn't I will.

    Listen buddy, stop raping my kids or I'm coming to kill you and your wife.
  19. And you better close down your child porn site
  20. Also stop leaving the lid up it embarrasses me when my parents come over
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