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For years, I have felt sorry for myself, And have expected girl friends and family to try to do everything for me and help straighten out my life...

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't think washing dishes is fun or easy at all. But I am going to find work at a restaurant… as a waiter… which I have done before n and have made good money. Good call.👍

    its not easy unless you work it toot it scoot it move it and boot it to music , and plus no one fucks with you, or you could not be a faggot and have an easy job and schuck oysters.

  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Archer513 My buddy is a bartender at a wings joint. He works 4 nights a week and makes 12-$1500 a week and bangs a bunch of slutty 20 somethings that are the waitresses.

    Dudes lives like he’s 24 but is 44 and I’m sometimes envious of his failure to launch good times.

    lol this isn't true.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How is washing dishes not easy? You have almost literally nothing to think about. It's a mindless job. It's all in your viewpoint. Make it fun or make it shitty. Your call.
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ How is washing dishes not easy? You have almost literally nothing to think about. It's a mindless job. It's all in your viewpoint. Make it fun or make it shitty. Your call.

    It can be hard if you're tall like me and they don't have the sprinkler close by and you have to bend over a lot with your tall back and aren't an umpaloompa plus your cock will get cold with the water on it.



    I got into a fight with a guy one night when i went back to quality seafood because he thru my hushpuppies away yet kept his soggy ass fries, he was talking to some slampig that was working there detailing shrimp and I said "bud those shrimp must have tits because you're really milking it" and it was a shit show after that.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It can be hard if you're tall like me and they don't have the sprinkler close by and you have to bend over a lot with your tall back and aren't an umpaloompa plus your cock will get cold with the water on it.

    Lol @ the sprinkler. That's actually really cute.
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's like a breath of fresh air on a hot steamy day when squirrel shows up isn't it.

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO RECOGNIZE
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 🐿 EVERYONE NEEDS TO RECOGNIZE

    no i don't even know who you are.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no i don't even know who you are.

    She is Paige I think? Dating larry legend or something. Idk
  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no i don't even know who you are.

    Everyone except Bill Krozbyz. Thank you.
  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 🐿 Everyone except Bill Krozbyz. Thank you.

    Heard
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HEARD! SEENT! SMELLED! TOUCHED! TASTED!!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
    YOWZA
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 🐿 YOWZA

    Yowsers yowsers drop them trousers
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER good shit. Find a small thing to i prove first. Idk what drugs youre doing right now if any..,but you can probably get in a sober living house for $150 or so per week. Only catch is you cant go around calling everyone niggers, and jerking off in the dorm rooms is frowned upon.

    Find a small thing to I prove first?
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 EVERYONE NEEDS TO RECOGNIZE

    Especially larry. If he did, then maybe he wouldn't be pestering don'ttellem so much.
  16. Why would you rely on others to help you with anything? This is the weakest most pathetic shit I’ve ever read. Don’t you have any sense of shame?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Why would you rely on others to help you with anything? This is the weakest most pathetic shit I’ve ever read. Don’t you have any sense of shame?

    Triggered?👍🙂
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Don’t you have any sense of shame?

    Lol
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Candy?
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Folx?
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