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Why do snowstorms make the news?

  1. #81
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The air itself gets so cold here that people have suffocated right on the street. They go out, get about a block or two, and then the cold air constricts their lungs and locks them up and they can't breath at all, and they're too far away from hot air to make it. When it get's down to about -40F/-45F, that's when they start dropping like flies. We find people the next morning stuck to fences and walls and frozen solid like statues as well. The other day I went out and it was -30 with high winds, but a real dry cold, and I could only get about a half lung of air, and I'm in top shape. The older people or people with breathing issues or asthma don't stand a chance in this ultra-frigid air. It's basically colder than standing directly in the ice box of your fridge.
  2. #82
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The air itself gets so cold here that people have suffocated right on the street. They go out, get about a block or two, and then the cold air constricts their lungs and locks them up and they can't breath at all, and they're too far away from hot air to make it. When it get's down to about -40F/-45F, that's when they start dropping like flies. We find people the next morning stuck to fences and walls and frozen solid like statues as well. The other day I went out and it was -30 with high winds, but a real dry cold, and I could only get about a half lung of air, and I'm in top shape. The older people or people with breathing issues or asthma don't stand a chance in this ultra-frigid air. It's basically colder than standing directly in the ice box of your fridge.

    And I hope you do get alerts for the approaching storm. I just don't need to be told that you are in a warning on my local news. Geezus, that faggot Tech is all over my balls about this. She wouldn't give a fuck if we got a rain warning. Fuck off Tech.
  3. #83
    Technologist victim of incest
    Awww are your panties in a bunch? Pull up your big girl panties and quit whining ya damn snowflake.
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  4. #84
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Geez, enjoy your snow that we ALL were warned about. I don't give AF. I'll let you know when we get a rain shower.
  5. #85
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 READ THE TRANSCRIPT

    fuckin idiot

    Bait taken, fucking 12/f/cali much?
  6. #86
    Octavian motherfucker
    Next up is non binary snow storms. That shit is going to slay with a gender queer vengeance.
  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Geez, enjoy your snow that we ALL were warned about. I don't give AF. I'll let you know when we get a rain shower.

    What incident are you specifically referring to where they reported a "snow storm" to you on your local weather channel that had nothing to do with your local weather ?
  8. #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 How can you form this opinion ^




    ^ When this says you have no knowledge of the coverage?



    So either you're full of shit or a lying faggot.

    Choosing not to watch something means you must be aware of it and it's content so try again cupcake.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Erekshun Look here nigger loving bitch! I don't need to know that YOU need to prepare for a damn snow storm. Angry? Snowflake? lol, you are a fucking retard.

    Snowflake detected
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Choosing not to watch something means you must be aware of it and it's content so try again cupcake.

    Lol not really, no.

    Sometimes its as simple as not liking the cover (aka judging a book by its cover) Or maybe you dont know ENOUGH about it so you watch something you do know enough about.

    Until you watch it, you don't know enough to form an informed opinion.

    Just more snowflake shit from the regressives
  11. #91
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Choosing not to watch something means you must be aware of it and it's content so try again cupcake.

    So then you are aware of the coverage and are overreacting to it, like I originally said. Jesus Christ you fucks are like brick walls.
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  12. #92
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 So then you are aware of the coverage and are overreacting to it, like I originally said. Jesus Christ you fucks are like brick walls.

    You have to be a brick wall to be a climate change denier, anti vaccination, etc. These Regressives take the Mythbuster motto to heart

    "I reject reality, and substitute it for my own"
  13. #93
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You have to be a brick wall to be a climate change denier, anti vaccination, etc. These Regressives take the Mythbuster motto to heart

    "I reject reality, and substitute it for my own"

    Yeah, we all know liberals project everything they are actually the ones guilty of onto everyone else. What else is new?
  14. #94
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, we all know liberals project everything they are actually the ones guilty of onto everyone else. What else is new?

    Hush, Canadian.
  15. #95
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my dick has more inches than the snow has in my yard
  16. #96
    Originally posted by POLECAT my dick has more inches than the snow has in my yard

    You'd have to stick your erect dick to the ground to be sure.
  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Been unusually mild for weeks here, hovering around the 0 mark. Makes winter at least bearable. But I'm sure it will go back down to the -40s before long.
  18. #98
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you hear? We had rain yesterday.

    Top story in my news feed: slow moving storm to create messy weekend for millions.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Been unusually mild for weeks here, hovering around the 0 mark. Makes winter at least bearable. But I'm sure it will go back down to the -40s before long.

    C? Lol. Weak sauce
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace C? Lol. Weak sauce

    Zero degrees is the same in Celsius as it is in Fahrenheit, fool. And so is forty degrees.
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