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  1. #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You spelled "was wishing" wrong.
    i knew you were gay
  2. #22
    Originally posted by A College Professor i knew you were gay

    So what now, you buy me dinner and tell me about your ex?
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    so what now youre gonna tell me about your sham marriage you had to try to hide ur gayness
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace goats are honestly fucking assholes.

    like all the time

    anal fetishists

    fuck goats

    their asshoels r loose and good

    thanks for coming to my ted talk
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This reminds me of the time MLoR spread peanut butter on his dong and let a dog lick it off. Sick fuckers.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by A College Professor so what now youre gonna tell me about your sham marriage you had to try to hide ur gayness

    which one there were 2.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This reminds me of the time MLoR spread peanut butter on his dong and let a dog lick it off. Sick fuckers.

    whats sick about that.

    the bible said men shall have dominion over every creature on earth from those that crawl to those that creep.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This reminds me of the time MLoR spread peanut butter on his dong and let a dog lick it off. Sick fuckers.

    hence the name; momentary lapse of reason.
  9. #29
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats sick about that.

    the bible said men shall have dominion over every creature on earth from those that crawl to those that creep.

    Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.
    Exodus 22:19
    https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Exod%2022.19
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.
    Exodus 22:19
    https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Exod%2022.19

    All these bitches who let the dogs sleep on their beds should heed this biblical warning.
  11. #31
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson MMR? Material move request?

    Nigga u a wahabi?
  12. #32
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This reminds me of the time MLoR spread peanut butter on his dong and let a dog lick it off. Sick fuckers.

    Like you never tried
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Nigga u a wahabi?

    No, it's just the way I walk.
  14. #34
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i knew you were gay

    He's saying the proper syntax is I knew you WAS gay. To say you "were" gay is saying "At one time you were gay"


    You have to speak Hoity Toity to the Wahhabi name JigJo
  15. #35
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's just the way I walk.

    With a Sheet?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World With a Sheet?

    Akbar Allah or the other fella.
  17. #37
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Akbar Allah or the other fella.

    :/ ??


    as for Goat Simulator. Goat stands for Good Of All Things or some weird shit. I took a photo in San Francisco where a poster said this. "Be a Goat"

    fucking devil worshiping hipsters
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All these bitches who let the dogs sleep on their beds should heed this biblical warning.

    Have you ever slept with a dog before?
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.
    Exodus 22:19
    https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Exod%2022.19

    lies, as in telling lies with the aid of an animal.

    if it was sex their reffering to they'd have said 'known' an animal.
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lies, as in telling lies with the aid of an animal.

    if it was sex their reffering to they'd have said 'known' an animal.

    "Known", in the biblical sense.
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