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  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    What the fuck
  2. #2
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]


    You talking shit?
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  3. #3
    Its a good game to play while getting your dick sucked
  4. #4
    cigreting African Astronaut
    m8 a goat suks a mean dik
  5. #5
    Octavian victim of incest
    Dem goats 'yo.
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  7. #7
    goats are honestly fucking assholes.

    like all the time

    anal fetishists

    fuck goats

    their asshoels r loose and good

    thanks for coming to my ted talk
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace goats are honestly fucking assholes.

    Typical Mexican, thinking about fucking goat's assholes.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Typical Mexican, thinking about fucking goat's assholes.

    The grammatically correct joke would've been about goats fucking assholes

    But no, you are retarded
  10. #10
    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It breaks my 💔 that my mexican friend, mmr, and my arab prince, jiggaboo, don't get along. :/
  11. #11
    MMR? Material move request?
  12. #12
    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mexicali master race
  13. #13
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The grammatically correct joke would've been about goats fucking assholes

    But no, you are retarded

    ..or I just chose to make a grammatically incorrect joke...duh
  14. #14
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mexicali master race

    The only thing they are masters of is bating.
  15. #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The only thing they are masters of is bating.

    are you even married
  16. #16
    Originally posted by A College Professor are you even married

    No, twice divorced.

    Not sure of the relevance though...unless you don't believe in goat sex till you're married to one.
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    AHA, i knew you were gay
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by A College Professor AHA, i knew you were gay

    You spelled "was wishing" wrong.
  19. #19
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i knew you were gay
  20. #20
    You spelled "was wishing" wrong.
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