Goat Simulator

1. 2020-01-22 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   
   
   What the fuck
2. 2020-01-22 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   
   
   You talking shit?
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   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • ZIGGY
3. 2020-01-22 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #3
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Its a good game to play while getting your dick sucked
4. 2020-01-22 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #4
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   m8 a goat suks a mean dik
5. 2020-01-22 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Dem goats 'yo.
6. 2020-01-22 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
7. 2020-01-22 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   goats are honestly fucking assholes.
   
   like all the time
   
   anal fetishists
   
   fuck goats
   
   their asshoels r loose and good
   
   thanks for coming to my ted talk
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   • Fuck Your World
8. 2020-01-22 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace goats are honestly fucking assholes.

   
   Typical Mexican, thinking about fucking goat's assholes.
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   • Fuck Your World
9. 2020-01-22 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #9
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Typical Mexican, thinking about fucking goat's assholes.

   
   The grammatically correct joke would've been about goats fucking assholes
   
   But no, you are retarded
10. 2020-01-22 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #10
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It breaks my 💔 that my mexican friend, mmr, and my arab prince, jiggaboo, don't get along. :/
11. 2020-01-22 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    MMR? Material move request?
12. 2020-01-22 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mexicali master race
13. 2020-01-22 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The grammatically correct joke would've been about goats fucking assholes
    
    But no, you are retarded

    
    ..or I just chose to make a grammatically incorrect joke...duh
14. 2020-01-22 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mexicali master race

    
    The only thing they are masters of is bating.
15. 2020-01-22 at 4 PM UTC

    #15
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The only thing they are masters of is bating.

    
    are you even married
16. 2020-01-22 at 4:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor are you even married

    
    No, twice divorced.
    
    Not sure of the relevance though...unless you don't believe in goat sex till you're married to one.
17. 2020-01-22 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #17
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    AHA, i knew you were gay
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    • MexicanMasterRace
18. 2020-01-22 at 4:05 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor AHA, i knew you were gay

    
    You spelled "was wishing" wrong.
19. 2020-01-22 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #19
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i knew you were gay
20. 2020-01-22 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You spelled "was wishing" wrong.