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WHY THE FUCK IS STARBUCKS SO ASS FUCKINGLY EXPENSIVE???!

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Like for years It cost so much, a venti sized coffee cost 2 dollars flat for almost 10 years, now since last year they charge 2.10?! who the fuck has that kind of money for a cup of coffee?

    My girlfriend will get a cup of coffee and it cost her 5.16 for a mocha frap wish hunnysuckle butter on it, what the fuck? I'm at the point in my life where I'm having to decide if I will wake up with a cup of coffee to go to work or if I will have a sandwhich to eat at work during lunch so i can finish out the day.

    It's like I almost have nothing to throw me through the day to make me feel okay
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Because they can be? Why the fuck do people pay a bunch of money for a stupid cup of coffee is the better question. Why don't you just brew your own m8lyn?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    it's not, if you know what you're doing.

    if you just get something and leave, yeah, it's a waste of money.

    if you hang out and use the wifi, you get free refills.

    8 dollars for a frappucino is too much. 8 dollars for 5 frappucinos and a lot of internet is a good deal.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    because jedis.
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    They charge what they can get away with. If people would quit fucking paying it and go somewhere cheaper, they wouldn't charge so much
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib it's not, if you know what you're doing.

    if you just get something and leave, yeah, it's a waste of money.

    if you hang out and use the wifi, you get free refills.

    8 dollars for a frappucino is too much. 8 dollars for 5 frappucinos and a lot of internet is a good deal.

    you don't get free refills at starbucks asshole and the wi-fi cost, money dumb fuck

    it cost 8.99 per day to use their wi-fi, i already pay for wifi at my place, i cant spend all day at a coffee shop cause it cost 2 dollars there to get there in gas, then when i get home i got to pay for the cat to get washed, the electricity, the gas, phone , the bills, every fucking thing man, i'm left with 35 dollars at the end of the week.

    the working mans gotta pay for everything, fam. the fucking politicians don't pay , shit, hunter and agnew get all the tax cuts.

    I'd be a mother fucker if the navy and the marines were behind me too

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-02T01:17:21.342222+00:00
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    Maybe you're just poor and don't work hard enough
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject Maybe you're just poor and don't work hard enough

    You're an idiot. fuck uncle sam man, the working mans gotta pay for everything
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    At least I can afford Starbucks
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject At least I can afford Starbucks

    You're a liar and an idiot. And you have zero idea on geo-politics

    get out of my thread
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a liar and an idiot. And you have zero idea on geo-politics

    get out of my thread

    someone is off their midol...
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you don't get free refills at starbucks asshole and the wi-fi cost, money dumb fuck

    it cost 8.99 per day to use their wi-fi, i already pay for wifi at my place, i cant spend all day at a coffee shop cause it cost 2 dollars there to get there in gas, then when i get home i got to pay for the cat to get washed, the electricity, the gas, phone , the bills, every fucking thing man, i'm left with 35 dollars at the end of the week.

    the working mans gotta pay for everything, fam. the fucking politicians don't pay , shit, hunter and agnew get all the tax cuts.

    I'd be a mother fucker if the navy and the marines were behind me too

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-02T01:17:21.342222+00:00

    Why do you pay to have your cat washed

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock someone is off their midol…

    NO I MISSING MY HEAVY DOSE OF HEAVY METAL LITHIUM!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Why do you pay to have your cat washed

    CUZ HE SMELLS LIKE ASS!
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you don't get free refills at starbucks asshole and the wi-fi cost, money dumb fuck

    it cost 8.99 per day to use their wi-fi, i already pay for wifi at my place, i cant spend all day at a coffee shop cause it cost 2 dollars there to get there in gas, then when i get home i got to pay for the cat to get washed, the electricity, the gas, phone , the bills, every fucking thing man, i'm left with 35 dollars at the end of the week.

    the working mans gotta pay for everything, fam. the fucking politicians don't pay , shit, hunter and agnew get all the tax cuts.

    I'd be a mother fucker if the navy and the marines were behind me too

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-02T01:17:21.342222+00:00

    well they must leave that up to the franchise. because the starbucks i've been to in mariland, ohio, and indiana, did NOT charge for wifi, and you got free re-fills. either that or the girls just really liked me. it didn't cost me anything in gas because i walked.

    i don't give a fuck about how much it costs to get your cat washed (?)(use a hose), and a discussion of starbucks is outside the realm of your electricity, gas, and phone.

    i'm not pro starbucks, but i guess the ones that i went to were a great deal better than the ones you went to, because i've made out like a bandit from starbucks.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol i was just joking guys starbucks is actually the same price as any coffee shop around here, in fact sometimes even less. I was just doing a paradoy thread on the whole shtick on how starbucks costs sooo much and they are a corparation (corporations tend to have lower prices actually)

    And I tried to bathe my cat once and never will again. But yeah they do charge 10 bucks to use their wifi but im not gay like that and have never done that.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a liar and an idiot. And you have zero idea on geo-politics

    get out of my thread

    *Your
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But on the real guys, my locally owned coffee shop a small cup of coffee cost the same as a normal cup of coffee at starbucks or pretty much anywhere else, but last winter I invited this girl to have coffee with me, and she paid 4.50 for a literal thimble size of cappachino, it was in a paper cup the size of a thimble.

    Ent up telling I can make her a cup of coffee and took her to my place. A week later I called her up shit faced and asked her to make me a sandwhich and i went over to her place where her bf was there and she left to the store and brought back stuff to make a sammich for me.

    You can't go wrong doing the right thing, ami right fam?!
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i was just joking guys starbucks is actually the same price as any coffee shop around here, in fact sometimes even less. I was just doing a paradoy thread on the whole shtick on how starbucks costs sooo much and they are a corparation (corporations tend to have lower prices actually)

    And I tried to bathe my cat once and never will again. But yeah they do charge 10 bucks to use their wifi but im not gay like that and have never done that.

    kill your cat with an axe
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah, he's pretty chill^ he's sleeping right now =)
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