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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  2. My new job is awesome but split shifts fucking suck. It feels more like I'm working 11h everyday.
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I test drove a used car today, found out it was a lemon and the tires were basically bald and I accidentally smashed into a curb, fucked the alignment, control arm and probably manifold up then drove it back like nothing happened and felt kinda guilty but not really now.

    I've been trying to think of a fable that isn't at least a little dark for 3 days now (with someone else who's also at a loss) and haven't got anywhere.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ lol either schplew is jellyous of sconaldo or scronaldo is hte third triangle point.
  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra listened to Viper on the way to work, the only phrase I could really make out was 'nigga wants to get crazy enough to make his eyes lazy'

    What am I gon do with all this money??
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Who remembers this movie? Shit was lit son.
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Who remembers this movie? Shit was lit son.

    I watched this movie for the first time a couple months ago and fully enjoyed it and I donโ€™t remember that scene at all lol
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think 7 people in my life are kinda pissed at me right now all for different reasons and I'm starting to think at least one of the problems lies with me
  10. Originally posted by Sudo I think 7 people in my life are kinda pissed at me right now all for different reasons and I'm starting to think at least one of the problems lies with me

    Well you're toxic as fuck and a liar so yeah it doea you junkie shit. Be better to your loved ones
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Well you're toxic as fuck and a liar so yeah it doea you junkie shit. Be better to your loved ones

    shut up loser you are a child who is not mine don't address a man
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  13. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    roshambo refers to himself as a tranny now

    im kind of impressed

    honestly i think i could pass if i chose to try, my body type would work well but i pretended to be gay for a while on facebook and everybody was very resistant to it and started to hate me for it

    gay guys are attracted to me

    i got asked out by a pierced up one once and i didnt really know what to say
  14. ROSHAMBO IS POPE PROPANOLOL I

    XE CAN USE ANY PRONONOUNS XE WISHES 20XX 1000 YEARS!!
  15. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    i had to quit taking mine because if you mix it with cocaine you die
  16. NAH
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The 11th hour now here
  18. Today, I'll be leaving you with a fun bit of unhealthy info you may or may not have known about what you can do to re-up your comedown to a high when you've run out or don't want to use what's left via abusing your hormones and regulators of these hormones.

    We'll be focusing mainly on enteric neurohormones and the most common family - adrenomedullar hormones. In these categories you'll find epinephrine, norepinephrine, seratonin, and dopamine. All of which contain properties you'll find in many stimulants like stress, relief, ignoring of pain, and an oddball list of others I'll get to eventually.

    In your body exists a function known as the hypothalamic โ€œpituitaryโ€œ adrenal axis and it plays a huge role in the basics of distributing your hormones properly throughout the body in conjunction with other organs. Some of your organs hold hormones that are rarely ever used these days due to what society has become, but they're still there, and through your own practice - you can release these atypical dormant rage and stress hormones directly into your bloodstream ontop of the already-being-dumped hormones by the endocrine gland via releasing feelings of pure hatred, contempt, and malice. Fortunately for those who don't want to try what I am talking about, your body has certain checks in place to keep they reserves from releasing unless need be. Potential side effects of this experience include PTSD, Alzheimer's, or ticks so having a sound mind is imperative as well as keeping a close eye on your cortasol levels and other peptides and neurohormones.

    Unless you can lie to yourself perfectly where lie becomes truth, the feelings have to be honest and organic otherwise you'll never reach the halfway marker. The other half of the process requires physical activity that is primal and mustn't resemble anything civilized and torture fits the bill nicely ID you've got the steel for it.

    My example for achieving this is: Every now and then, I have a domina kick and punch the shit out of me while I dangle from chains. Ironically I'm not a masochist, its the thought of someone hurting me that actually gives me a renob and I'm not much for sex. I haven't lost a fight in my life yet and I plan to keep it that way, so while she wails on me, I only grow evermore furious, and through chain reaction, my body releases almost all of my reserves of aforementioned hormones and I typically stay up for two more days while having an increased heart rate and that racey jaw clenching feeling you get from doing a lot of coke or some tech.

  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    thats cool fam
  20. Originally posted by Rrr yeah. my pres. dose is 200mg, the other day i took 600mg while coming down from bundy to try to give myself rhabdo but ended up freaking out at my heart getting fucky instead. fuck even at 360mg of lope its kinda a lame buzz. the last dose i need to take is 432mg (3 bottels) before i give up on it for good. i prob. wont die this time so its all gewd in the hewd



    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Rhabdo is a known problem from meth abuse. I know it's why shambo got it and I suspect it had something to do with juicebox getting it too.

    RHAB GANG

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