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  1. Originally posted by ORACLE

    GAY!
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice You'll cowards don't even mix acetaminophen and barbiturates with alcohol. For my next trick I'll pour gasoline into a raging bonfire

    That's what killed Johnny Cash.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's what killed Johnny Cash.

    Lol or so the Germans would have you believe.
  4. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's what killed Johnny Cash.

    Relax I'm just eating butalbital which is like the 3.2% beer of barbiturates. All the legends who died off barbs like Hendrix were taking Seconal/Tuinal/Amytal ("reds, blues, yellows") which make this tension headache shit look like ginger beer. Not gonna lie, it's still decent enough to tickle your GABA receptors nicely especially when you pour some drinks on it but nothing like the shit they had available back then.

    C'mon you old fuck you probably have like 30 years on me, how the fuck do I know more about drugs that weren't even available in me lifetime than you? A huge amount of the 27 club died thanks to Secobarbital/Reds alone and back then you didn't even have to mix it with alcohol. These days faggots like me mix the benzodiazepines that replaced them with copious amounts of alcohol and still just piss ourselves and/or go to jail rather than die from choking on our own vomit like we're trying to. What a fucking rip off!
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  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Mmmmmmmm GABA
  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll fuck you till you love me faggot
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Gay
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice You'll cowards don't even mix acetaminophen and barbiturates with alcohol. For my next trick I'll pour gasoline into a raging bonfire

    you summarised my mood perfectly
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  9. They put caffeine in codeine pills so you have to take them with vodka

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  10. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I had to do krek and now fentanyls to honour my homie bling bling who died. Somebodys giving it to me for free in a little bit.

    I keep getting free opiates this year for some reason, i got 200 in free dilaudid, some nigger tried to get me to trade some hamburgers at whitecastle for his tramadols that he just got out the hospital from overdosing on and having a seizure but i turned him down because i really didn't want to buy that nigger some chzbrgers and also i had just gotten off tramadols like the week before. Now im gettin free blinganyls.. it wouldn't be right to let him down by not doin the wombo combo

    Also I got backed into by a retard in my parked car in a retarded no fault state...

    really bad day

    i yelled at a bunch of people and was generally a terrible person

    But then I got a loan offer for a shitload of money (for me) so now I have some leverage (not that i know what that word MEANS) to ruin my life if i want hehehehehehehehehehe

    *farts on heads and runs away*
  11. Can I borrow a 20
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cheyes I had to do krek and now fentanyls to honour my homie bling bling who died. Somebodys giving it to me for free in a little bit.

    I keep getting free opiates this year for some reason, i got 200 in free dilaudid, some nigger tried to get me to trade some hamburgers at whitecastle for his tramadols that he just got out the hospital from overdosing on and having a seizure but i turned him down because i really didn't want to buy that nigger some chzbrgers and also i had just gotten off tramadols like the week before. Now im gettin free blinganyls.. it wouldn't be right to let him down by not doin the wombo combo

    Also I got backed into by a retard in my parked car in a retarded no fault state…

    really bad day

    i yelled at a bunch of people and was generally a terrible person

    But then I got a loan offer for a shitload of money (for me) so now I have some leverage (not that i know what that word MEANS) to ruin my life if i want hehehehehehehehehehe

    *farts on heads and runs away*


    krek?

    i’ve also been fuckin up but i’m stopping the madness just like Fargeaux
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    i know CASPER has listened to this song in 2015.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    History of Sploo = TOTSE Museum of Bad Decisions
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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine fucking your entire life up to be edgy and cool for some forum tards lol.
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    what a cutie



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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    listened to Viper on the way to work, the only phrase I could really make out was 'nigga wants to get crazy enough to make his eyes lazy'
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  19. MY HOPS
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