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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Anyone who thanks a WellHung post is certifiably mentally retarded

    wow
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want a framed certificate of retardation to put on my office wall. Other than just putting my portrait up there, ASSHOLES.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I want a framed certificate of retardation to put on my office wall. Other than just putting my portrait up there, ASSHOLES.

    When did you have your portrait painted fam?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie When did you have your portrait painted fam?

    Kreepy fingerpainted it for me one night. XD
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Kreepy fingerpainted it for me one night. XD

    The scariest part was the life-like realism of the thing. Perish the thought.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A portrait painted with period blood would actually be pretty badass.
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Here's a little less gross story to brighten your day. Back when 8chan was cool, we had this girl we all referred to as Blood-chan because she would cut herself and draw depictions of the devil with the blood. And also, anime girls. That's pretty messed up, but also very edgy and pretty cool because she was actually good at it.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Got any of the pics?
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Got any of the pics?

    I'm sure someone has saved an archive somewhere but this is the best i can do this minute.

  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm meeting a new friend today.



    Can't wait :D

    Update: he's really fucking cute
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm sure someone has saved an archive somewhere but this is the best i can do this minute.


    Found this googling "blood anon" 8chan
    https://imgur.com/r/8chan/NStFiL1

    Not going to embed.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. I like the first pic.
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Found this googling "blood anon" 8chan
    https://imgur.com/r/8chan/NStFiL1

    Not going to embed.

    Ayy, that's her. Haha, oh Blood-chan. You are oh so weird but boy do you deliver.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Dank word enhancements bring back memories. Lol DOX was enhancemented to "Ban me mods i suck cocks".
  16. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman



    I've been trying to figure out what this thing is called but I honestly have no idea

    also pussy is very grabbable in this photo
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Cheyes


    I've been trying to figure out what this thing is called but I honestly have no idea

    also pussy is very grabbable in this photo

    Her jewelry looks class, but she looks pretty meh. Like a rich house wife.

    Talk about wives, here's a weird thought. A good friend of mine has this really unstable girlfriend, it's practically his wife, which is why i had to think about her. She lives with him, she has a son, he takes care of them both. If that makes him happy that's cool. But lol, sometimes he tells me the way in which she acts. She drinks a lot and dabbles in other shit as well. Which is fine if she didn't have a son, but ontop of that she's generally also a shitty mom to the kid. A while ago me and my gf went to visit, we had a pretty good time and all got pretty drunk that night, but that was ok because the kid went to bed early so we could just shoot the shit. Fast forward to the middle of the night, we're all hammered, so we decided to stay over for the night because driving by this point would have been a bad idea. Also fuck an uber, they have a very nice guest room and honestly i don't see my friend that often so it was nice to extend the party into the wee hours of the night. Anyway, me and my friend ended up writing some GPC scripts for his Cronusmax and doing bumps of coke. So we were up all night, my gf went to sleep in the guest room but she was up early as well, which was great actually because she's great with kids and the little dude was up early as well.

    Why am i telling you all this? Well, an hour later bitch gf of my friend woke up as well, and when she saw my gf having fun with her son and making him breakfast she flipped her shit. IDK Why, maybe she was confronted in that moment with the fact that she never does anything like that for her son, and realized she was a shit mom and lashed out at my gf.

    Bitch girl ruined the morning for everyone but most of all her son's, which is something i really took issue with. By now this is reasonably a long time ago, but some of the stories i've heard since then make my blood boil. But here's the weird thing, sometimes i won't be thinking about anything related to this, but i'll be angry for some other reason. And sometimes when i'm upset i start to think about all the other things that make me feel that way. And i'm not trying to be edgy but for some reason i started to think about how i could get rid of this girl, as in kill her. Now i would never do such a thing to my friend or his step son, but sometimes i can't help but have these thoughts. Also i don't get like this with anyone else. Even though i get pissed off a lot of the time for a lot of reasons.

    Now i'm sure there is some weird transference shit going on from my childhood, but that said, my mom wasn't really the problem there.


    True story.
  18. Originally posted by Cheyes I've been trying to figure out what this thing is called but I honestly have no idea

    also pussy is very grabbable in this photo

    Bodysuit
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  20. Sophie I know of a girl who will write you a letter in blood if you're into that kind of thing.
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