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  1. Who wants to rob my work while im closing and split the money? All you have to do is wear a mask and rough me up a bit.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Who wants to rob my work while im closing and split the money? All you have to do is wear a mask and rough me up a bit.

    Fuck, i would. But there's a literal ocean between us. I don't really need the money, but that sounds pretty exciting.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice Who wants to rob my work while im closing and split the money? All you have to do is wear a mask and rough me up a bit.

    how much cash do you have at the end of the day
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Who wants to rob my work while im closing and split the money? All you have to do is wear a mask and rough me up a bit.

    my ex gf did that at a clothing store she worked at but then they saw her talking to the perpetrators on camera a few days before outside the store but she stayed solid and just lost her job lol. She was also a CCA for a bit but wouldnt stop stealing things and missing work until she got fired. Then she started smoking crack and selling her ass

    What Im saying is its a slippery slope that will eventually lead to hydro tier life choices
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If i ever kill myself i'm going to use high explosives. Atomize myself out of existence, flying straight into heaven, like a flock of birds. Really, really tiny birds.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo my ex gf did that at a clothing store she worked at but then they saw her talking to the perpetrators on camera a few days before outside the store but she stayed solid and just lost her job lol. She was also a CCA for a bit but wouldnt stop stealing things and missing work until she got fired. Then she started smoking crack and selling her ass

    What Im saying is its a slippery slope that will eventually lead to hydro tier life choices

    Your ex sounds like a soldier.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Your ex sounds like a soldier.

    Shes an evil person and revels in it. Shes had very close proximty to two murders (one double) so my theory is she makes people want to kill. She is very small but her anger would cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. She threw a huge mug at my head once and pulled a knife on me. She has "frightened animal eyes" when she is upset and can be very dangerous.

    She really isnt a very good person but yes, soldier is a good way to describe her, in an army of one fighting for her old selfish toxicity
  8. Originally posted by Sudo Shes an evil person and revels in it. Shes had very close proximty to two murders (one double) so my theory is she makes people want to kill. She is very small but her anger would cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. She threw a huge mug at my head once and pulled a knife on me. She has "frightened animal eyes" when she is upset and can be very dangerous.

    She really isnt a very good person but yes, soldier is a good way to describe her, in an army of one fighting for her old selfish toxicity

    Good you're meant for each other then
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sophie If i ever kill myself i'm going to use high explosives. Atomize myself out of existence, flying straight into heaven, like a flock of birds. Really, really tiny birds.

    a modern viking death
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo Shes an evil person and revels in it. Shes had very close proximty to two murders (one double) so my theory is she makes people want to kill. She is very small but her anger would cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. She threw a huge mug at my head once and pulled a knife on me. She has "frightened animal eyes" when she is upset and can be very dangerous.

    She really isnt a very good person but yes, soldier is a good way to describe her, in an army of one fighting for her old selfish toxicity

    Sounds like my gf, except for the murder part. She's pretty smol, but she gets crazy when she gets angry. She has made bigger guys than me apologize to her for perceived sleights. Lmao. She once pulled out her knife on two niggers that were trying to rob her, they ran. True story.

    That's all fine and dandy, but she feels extra brave when i'm around. If she gets into a fight, which is always likely i'm gonna have to sort that shit out if it's a guy at least. She's a little fucking firebrand. I think i might be the only person in the world who isn't impressed with her antics, every now and again we'll get into an argument and she'll get really angry. But i've told her to make sure it's fucking worth it if she's ever thinking of unleashing her violent temper on me because i will knock her the fuck out.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo Shes an evil person and revels in it. Shes had very close proximty to two murders (one double) so my theory is she makes people want to kill. She is very small but her anger would cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. She threw a huge mug at my head once and pulled a knife on me. She has "frightened animal eyes" when she is upset and can be very dangerous.

    She really isnt a very good person but yes, soldier is a good way to describe her, in an army of one fighting for her old selfish toxicity

    You went out with Tech??
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The point is, she doesn't get to act that way to me.
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    angry women make me blush
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You went out with Tech??

    HA HA, you’re so funny specs.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist HA HA, you’re so funny specs.

    You won't kill me.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You won't kill me.

    That didn't scare me
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You won't kill me.

    If I want you gone, you’ll be gone😝
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    DO THE DASH THEN I GO OUT THE WAY

  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LMRAO

  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist If I want you gone, you’ll be gone😝

    Please be gentle with my murder. I bruise easily.

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