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1. 2016-09-29 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Euphorogenesis

   
   Portmanteaus are my speciality. How do you like this one: Dysphoriphobia.
2. 2016-09-29 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   
   
   *iMagiNation

   
   
   Formally Rizzo in a box.
3. 2016-09-29 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bazongo
   
   
   
4. 2017-01-31 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore Inb4 success leads to crippling alcoholism

   
   You got it backwards noob
   
   Crippling alcoholism leads to success
   
   Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-01-31T16:38:16.226424+00:00
5. 2017-01-31 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jedis did wtc
6. 2017-01-31 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've bean taking a shit for 25 minutes even though I was done 20 minutes ago.
7. 2017-01-31 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I've bean taking a shit for 25 minutes even though I was done 20 minutes ago.

   
   I do this every day when I get home from work
   
   I sit on the toilet and the only reason I get up is because my leg goes numb
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • Horatio Abernathy, 
   • cerakote
8. 2017-01-31 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This thread is your best work yet Mq
9. 2017-01-31 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #29
   Horatio Abernathy Houston
   Official.
10. 2017-01-31 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man I hate it when you agree to be social and go round someone's house for drinks and whatnot and you really cba but you gotta go cos you already said you would
11. 2017-01-31 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes before I go in a pharmacy for the 3rd time in a week I ask myself, "is my dignity worth this £2?". The answer is no, it's worth a lot less.
    
    I feel like I haven't posted here for ages, I spent a couple days getting far too stoned by myself and then went to my good friends for a few days even tho I was dreading it, but it was fun as usual. Sometimes sitting by yourself getting high looks like more fun. I love them tho, I miss waking up in the morning and my mate being really pissed off with my other mate/her bf cos she isn't a morning person. The 8 months us 3 shared a room were some of the best of my life.
    
    All my other old "friends" can go to hell.
12. 2017-01-31 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They showed what true friendship is tho, we had each other's backs and either we all went hungry or we all ate. Everything was shared, lot of good times, lot of bad times. I miss them and living with them a lot. In the summer I might ask them if I can put up a tent in their garden and live there
13. 2017-01-31 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I like this one better than Lannys
14. 2017-01-31 at 7:32 PM UTC

    #34
    cerakote African Astronaut
    lannys thread is hangable
15. 2017-01-31 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So are you ^
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cerakote
16. 2017-01-31 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Johnny come lately.
17. 2017-01-31 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't you ever just wish a mama pterodactyl would just swoop you up and take you back to her nest so you could pet the baby pterodactyls?
18. 2017-01-31 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #38
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Ahhh yeah yeah yeah they call me panda chasin my dreams like I'm tony montana and I won't stop til I got that fuckin Phantom. Sip wieser and slang crystal cause I'm tryin' to get rich. SO insane hard to wrap around your brain, no reason for my actions so I just blame it on whiskey, playboy magazines and cocaine.
19. 2017-01-31 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #39
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-31T22:42:58.456207+00:00
20. 2017-01-31 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #40
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^kinda reminds me of Scott Weiland(rip).