2017-01-31 at 4:37 PM UTC
I've bean taking a shit for 25 minutes even though I was done 20 minutes ago.
2017-01-31 at 4:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I've bean taking a shit for 25 minutes even though I was done 20 minutes ago.
I do this every day when I get home from work
I sit on the toilet and the only reason I get up is because my leg goes numb
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2017-01-31 at 5:05 PM UTC
This thread is your best work yet Mq
2017-01-31 at 6:05 PM UTC
Man I hate it when you agree to be social and go round someone's house for drinks and whatnot and you really cba but you gotta go cos you already said you would
2017-01-31 at 6:39 PM UTC
Sometimes before I go in a pharmacy for the 3rd time in a week I ask myself, "is my dignity worth this £2?". The answer is no, it's worth a lot less.
I feel like I haven't posted here for ages, I spent a couple days getting far too stoned by myself and then went to my good friends for a few days even tho I was dreading it, but it was fun as usual. Sometimes sitting by yourself getting high looks like more fun. I love them tho, I miss waking up in the morning and my mate being really pissed off with my other mate/her bf cos she isn't a morning person. The 8 months us 3 shared a room were some of the best of my life.
All my other old "friends" can go to hell.
2017-01-31 at 6:45 PM UTC
They showed what true friendship is tho, we had each other's backs and either we all went hungry or we all ate. Everything was shared, lot of good times, lot of bad times. I miss them and living with them a lot. In the summer I might ask them if I can put up a tent in their garden and live there
2017-01-31 at 7:31 PM UTC
I like this one better than Lannys
2017-01-31 at 7:32 PM UTC
lannys thread is hangable
2017-01-31 at 7:34 PM UTC
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2017-01-31 at 8:53 PM UTC
Don't you ever just wish a mama pterodactyl would just swoop you up and take you back to her nest so you could pet the baby pterodactyls?
2017-01-31 at 10:24 PM UTC
Ahhh yeah yeah yeah they call me panda chasin my dreams like I'm tony montana and I won't stop til I got that fuckin Phantom. Sip wieser and slang crystal cause I'm tryin' to get rich. SO insane hard to wrap around your brain, no reason for my actions so I just blame it on whiskey, playboy magazines and cocaine.
2017-01-31 at 10:44 PM UTC
^kinda reminds me of Scott Weiland(rip).