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  1. I need to recruit a couple other people for a "Horrible Bosses" type situation. Reply if interested. Results from my end are guaranteed.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice You think you know what sadness is? I was born in it, molded by it. By the time I knew what happiness was I was already a man and it was bullshit.

    While you were out partying i studied the blade. While you were out chasing girls i mastered the cyber. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity i cultivated inner strength.

    Now you have the audacity to talk shit to me? I think not. Nothing personnel kid.
  3. I identify as an attack doom penguin.
  4. I'm flattered that Facebook thinks I know Viper just because I have his phone number in my contact list.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. You need to fuck him and get it over with
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Avril Lavigne was a qt3.14 when she made it big. Being suburban white kids who used to hang out at the skate park it was inevitable i'd hear her music. I'll even admit it's pretty catchy. But recently i listened to a couple of her old songs again.

    It struck me how mean spirited some of her songs are. I suppose, it's the type of thing 'alternative' teenage girls can relate to. Don't believe me? Listen to Skater Boy and Girlfriend, lol.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also she's a little like a boy band but in reverse.
  8. Originally posted by Sophie Avril Lavigne was a qt3.14 when she made it big. Being suburban white kids who used to hang out at the skate park it was inevitable i'd hear her music. I'll even admit it's pretty catchy. But recently i listened to a couple of her old songs again.

    It struck me how mean spirited some of her songs are. I suppose, it's the type of thing 'alternative' teenage girls can relate to. Don't believe me? Listen to Skater Boy and Girlfriend, lol.

    How is sk8r boy mean spirited?
  9. I know I'm gay but I'd go back into the closet to fuck Advil Lasagna
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace How is sk8r boy mean spirited?

    She's pretty mean to the preppy girl that turned the guy the song's about down.
  11. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You need to fuck him and get it over with

    He wouldn't want me :okay:
  12. Originally posted by Solstice He wouldn't want me :okay:

    You'll just gotta put yourself out there man
  13. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You'll just gotta put yourself out there man

    Teach me your ways
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice Teach me your homosexual ways
  15. Listen here faggot I've watched enough porn to know how to suck a dick if i have to
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Listen here faggot I've watched enough porn to know how to suck a dick if i have to

    A marketable skill, to be sure.
  17. You know why Sophie likes twenty eight year olds? Because there's twenty of them
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice You know why Sophie likes twenty eight year olds? Because there's twenty of them

    You're god damned right i do. I could start a primary school with that many 8yo's. Kind of like a private primary school, with special programs.
  19. Originally posted by Sophie You're god damned right i do. I could start a primary school with that many 8yo's. Kind of like a private primary school, with special programs.

    Do you have a hard time fitting in?

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