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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Holding in a fart and counting money
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Holding in a fart and counting money

    Gimme the money, keep yo gas!!!!!
  3. They asked Casper: "cash, grass, or ass?"

    He said, "I got the cash. I'm working on the ass."
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ive got more ass than i can handle
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More ass than I can handle while I light another candle fucking bitches I cant standle imma change my name to Randle and stand still
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im also hating this customer at work. Dude has 3 lamborghinis in different colors and a porsche and something else. One of the license plates is 2MCHFUN. Hes a multimillionaire wearing like $3500 shoes and all designer shit, and hes never left a single dollar tip. Always needs favors or something. And he wears so much fucking cologne i can smell him from 40 or 50 feet away. He left 20 min ago, and I can still smell him, and now I have a migraine. How can you be such an inconsiderate fuck. If i think my breath is bad in the uber, i roll down a window. Why would you hotbox people with your fucking SCENT? I wanna hit him.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Im also hating this customer at work. Dude has 3 lamborghinis in different colors and a porsche and something else. One of the license plates is 2MCHFUN. Hes a multimillionaire wearing like $3500 shoes and all designer shit, and hes never left a single dollar tip. Always needs favors or something. And he wears so much fucking cologne i can smell him from 40 or 50 feet away. He left 20 min ago, and I can still smell him, and now I have a migraine. How can you be such an inconsiderate fuck. If i think my breath is bad in the uber, i roll down a window. Why would you hotbox people with your fucking SCENT? I wanna hit him.


    I hate to say this, but was he Somalian?
  8. Originally posted by Technologist I hate to say this, but was he Somalian?

    Lol how many Somali millionaires do you know
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  9. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    watching the short lived hammer house of horror episode #9
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Rolling out of bed. Got a lunch time online work meeting, then I get my hair done. Getting my hair done is a big deal because I only do it once a year. My girl says, “Janice is here for her once a year appt”. I really like this girl. Last year she gave me a thc gummie, the first one I’ve ever had. Susie is cool.
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Hair is done. I love it. Now cooking chicken and noodles for dinner.
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  13. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Just finished playing Black Sabbath's Paranoid on guitar
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  14. Tech did your dog die? You said you'd change the avatar when she did :(
  15. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The Earl would be proud of you.

    In those days the British didn't bathe but once a month, Meat was usually aged and slightly rancid for flavoring as was moldy cheese. but I'm sure they demanded fresh bake bread.
  16. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Esplender Just finished playing Black Sabbath's Paranoid on guitar

    video
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tech did your dog die? You said you'd change the avatar when she did :(

    No, but I’ve finally decided I have to put her down within the next week :(. Was gonna make a thread about it, not for sympathy or attention. I wanted ask people about their experiences.
  18. Originally posted by Technologist No, but I’ve finally decided I have to put her down within the next week :(. Was gonna make a thread about it, not for sympathy or attention. I wanted ask people about their experiences.

    :( I'm sorry to hear that. How old is she?

    Will you buy her some treats before she goes? I've got a 12 year promise to my 14 year old dog that on the day he dies, he will get a hamburger.
  19. Technologist victim of incest
    She’s 14 1/2. Got her when I bought my home. I couldn’t wait to get her after I had a place for a dog.

    She gets a boiled chicken breast every night. She started losing massive weight over a year ago. So she gets the chicken.

    I made a thread about it, I thought she was gonna die then, but she’s made it all this time. She’s pretty much blind and nearly deaf. He hind legs have lost so much muscle mass that she keeps falling down. Her back end sways back and forth when she walks. But now her dementia is getting bad. She walks around aimlessly all day. She has started doing it at night and she’s not sleeping now. The other night she walked up to a corner in the wall, put her head down and just pushed her head into it and stood there. It’s sad now. Everybody is telling me it’s time, I can’t be selfish.
  20. Originally posted by Technologist She’s 14 1/2. Got her when I bought my home. I couldn’t wait to get her after I had a place for a dog.

    She gets a boiled chicken breast every night. She started losing massive weight over a year ago. So she gets the chicken.

    I made a thread about it, I thought she was gonna die then, but she’s made it all this time. She’s pretty much blind and nearly deaf. He hind legs have lost so much muscle mass that she keeps falling down. Her back end sways back and forth when she walks. But now her dementia is getting bad. She walks around aimlessly all day. She has started doing it at night and she’s not sleeping now. The other night she walked up to a corner in the wall, put her head down and just pushed her head into it and stood there. It’s sad now. Everybody is telling me it’s time, I can’t be selfish.

    Damn. My dog thankfully still eats like a ravenous pig. IDK if you saw the thread but this morning my family fed him twice. We've transitioned his food to a fancier one but he isn't so luxurious as to get chicken. I do give him a bit of whatever I'm eating. If it isn't good for him he at least gets a taste. Makes him happy I think.

    My dog has cataracts so he can't see anything. Doesn't seem to hear well either. Sometimes I have to call him a few times but I don't mind. He does sway and lose balance but doesn't usually fall. The dementia... I can see that happening now. A few times now I am taking him inside and he just walks off away from me into the distance and looks at nothing. Like he forgets where he is? I'll call him and he comes running though. Always running. In the morning we feed him, he runs to his food. I throw his toy, he runs to it till he gets tired.

    Dogs are fucking amazing like that. I have no doubt you have given your dog a good and full life. That's really all you can do.

    The next week will not be easy I'm sure so I wish you luck. Give your dog a big fucking kiss for me. And don't hold back either. Make that shit sloppy. She deserves it. Thanks.

    luv u n ur dog mommy.
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