2020-01-09 at 2:10 AM UTC
Holding in a fart and counting money
2020-01-09 at 2:44 AM UTC
They asked Casper: "cash, grass, or ass?"
He said, "I got the cash. I'm working on the ass."
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2020-01-09 at 3:15 AM UTC
ive got more ass than i can handle
2020-01-09 at 3:19 AM UTC
More ass than I can handle while I light another candle fucking bitches I cant standle imma change my name to Randle and stand still
2020-01-09 at 3:23 AM UTC
Im also hating this customer at work. Dude has 3 lamborghinis in different colors and a porsche and something else. One of the license plates is 2MCHFUN. Hes a multimillionaire wearing like $3500 shoes and all designer shit, and hes never left a single dollar tip. Always needs favors or something. And he wears so much fucking cologne i can smell him from 40 or 50 feet away. He left 20 min ago, and I can still smell him, and now I have a migraine. How can you be such an inconsiderate fuck. If i think my breath is bad in the uber, i roll down a window. Why would you hotbox people with your fucking SCENT? I wanna hit him.
2020-01-09 at 4:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
I hate to say this, but was he Somalian?
Lol how many Somali millionaires do you know
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2020-01-09 at 12:28 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
watching the short lived hammer house of horror episode #9
2020-01-09 at 1:06 PM UTC
Rolling out of bed. Got a lunch time online work meeting, then I get my hair done. Getting my hair done is a big deal because I only do it once a year. My girl says, “Janice is here for her once a year appt”. I really like this girl. Last year she gave me a thc gummie, the first one I’ve ever had. Susie is cool.
2020-01-09 at 10:54 PM UTC
Hair is done. I love it. Now cooking chicken and noodles for dinner.
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2020-01-10 at 12:07 AM UTC
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
Just finished playing Black Sabbath's Paranoid on guitar
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2020-01-10 at 2:32 AM UTC
Tech did your dog die? You said you'd change the avatar when she did :(
2020-01-10 at 5:04 AM UTC
She’s 14 1/2. Got her when I bought my home. I couldn’t wait to get her after I had a place for a dog.
She gets a boiled chicken breast every night. She started losing massive weight over a year ago. So she gets the chicken.
I made a thread about it, I thought she was gonna die then, but she’s made it all this time. She’s pretty much blind and nearly deaf. He hind legs have lost so much muscle mass that she keeps falling down. Her back end sways back and forth when she walks. But now her dementia is getting bad. She walks around aimlessly all day. She has started doing it at night and she’s not sleeping now. The other night she walked up to a corner in the wall, put her head down and just pushed her head into it and stood there. It’s sad now. Everybody is telling me it’s time, I can’t be selfish.