My cell phone doesn't have an emergency call option upon start up

1. 2020-01-07 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ MAYBE ILL STARE AT YOUR MOMS PUSSY LONGER THEN

   
   That thing hasn't seen a Razor since 2001 either I bet.
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2. 2020-01-07 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala

   
   The ole self torvalds. I understand. :)
3. 2020-01-07 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HOW MANY MANGO CARTS HAVE YOU HAD?
4. 2020-01-07 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   In my life? A rough guess would be whatever 15x 250 is.
5. 2020-01-07 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, but I rest my case!
6. 2020-01-07 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #46
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   re son murdered
   that video was fucked up and sick..
   
   I would of never watched this until the internet just made it normie
   
   I just wish the kid ran so he would of either survived and split the country or been shot instantly in the back of the head so he wouldn't have to have endured such a brutle 10 minutes of death
7. 2020-01-07 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala No, but I rest my case!

   
   I'm laughing.
   
   I get it.
   
   I've had 3 today.
8. 2020-01-07 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Asshole :)
9. 2020-01-07 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So now that that's cleared up....
   
   I need a good money scam and help me figure it out with this phone one.
   
   I see commercials all the time for have you or your loved ones ever had complications from mesothelioma or blah blah please call us. So if the mesotheliomapeans can get free money by just having it I think I can get free money too.
   
   What if, i just say i had a heart attack and i couldnt call because the emergency option wasnt there ? I could put a camera up in the corner of my room and act it out.
10. 2020-01-07 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ So now that that's cleared up….
    
    I need a good money scam and help me figure it out with this phone one.
    
    I see commercials all the time for have you or your loved ones ever had complications from mesothelioma or blah blah please call us. So if the mesotheliomapeans can get free money by just having it I think I can get free money too.
    
    What if, i just say i had a heart attack and i couldnt call because the emergency option wasnt there ? I could put a camera up in the corner of my room and act it out.

    
    Go back to school and become a dr.
11. 2020-01-07 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #51
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cant go back to school if I never went to school in the first place.
    
    
12. 2020-01-07 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #52
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Then go to school for the1st time
13. 2020-01-07 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok. What type of doctor should I try to become?
14. 2020-01-07 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #54
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    If its all the same to you then i suggest whatever takes the least amt of schooling
15. 2020-01-07 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not all the same to me. You're the one telling me I should be a doctor.
16. 2020-01-07 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanted to be a radiologist when I was in high school. I'll do that then.
17. 2020-01-07 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #57
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Very well Patrick. Imagine we're only 1 week into the new yr and we have your future settled. 👍
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18. 2020-01-07 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you for helping me figure out my future Rebekka. 💓
19. 2020-01-07 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Of course. If you have more problems come to me but not today, im beat after helping u. 💓💓
20. 2020-01-07 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #60
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Of course. If you have more problems come to me but not today, im beat after helping u. 💓💓

    
    Okie dokie I'll come in you late- ill come to you later. Sounds good. :)