My cell phone doesn't have an emergency call option upon start up

1. 2020-01-07 at 7:46 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And taco bell fire sauce
2. 2020-01-07 at 7:46 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And eminem
3. 2020-01-07 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And lighting candles and placing them up on 5he mantles and geabjng kinfies by the. Ladies and stabbing you with the fic kfi ing h an does
4. 2020-01-07 at 11:28 AM UTC

   #24
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   I bet you it's there if you looked hard enough. What kind of phone is it.
5. 2020-01-07 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by AngryIVer I bet you it's there if you looked hard enough. What kind of phone is it.

   
   It's just a screen. I cant look any harder at it. It's a t mobile Motorola razr circa 2001.
6. 2020-01-07 at 5:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ And I Can HaZ Chedzburgur?

   
   YOu want Bill Krozby's sloppy seconds?
7. 2020-01-07 at 6:06 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson YOu want Bill Krozby's sloppy seconds?

   
   That's chzburger. I want CHEDZBURGUR.
   
   Not to be confused with Chad's burger. I dont want that.
8. 2020-01-07 at 6:10 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by mmQ It's just a screen. I cant look any harder at it. It's a t mobile Motorola razr circa 2001.

   
   
9. 2020-01-07 at 6:12 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala

   
   What's that picture of that extremely sexy lead singer of sum41 have to do with me?
10. 2020-01-07 at 6:16 PM UTC

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    That was supposed to be you staring at your 2001 Motorola razor after 7 mango carts minus the homosexuality
11. 2020-01-07 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mango Cart didnt exist in 2001. :(
12. 2020-01-07 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe if it did I wouldn't have gotten my 4loko dui and I'd be an astronaut today. Fucking fuck.
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13. 2020-01-07 at 6:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe if it did I wouldn't have gotten my 4loko dui and I'd be an astronaut today. Fucking fuck.

    
    ..and Nasa would have had 3 catastrophic shuttle incidents instead of only 2.
14. 2020-01-07 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and Nasa would have had 3 catastrophic shuttle incidents instead of only 2.

    
    And I'd be famous as the commander Wren who intentionally turned his rocket toward the sun and flew into it.
15. 2020-01-07 at 6:22 PM UTC

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    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by mmQ Mango Cart didnt exist in 2001. :(

    
    You’re staring at the phone now dumbass lol
    
    Also you should go get a 4loko
16. 2020-01-07 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ And I'd be famous as the commander Wren who intentionally turned his rocket toward the sun and flew into it.

    
    What could have been...we win Gracie
    
    
17. 2020-01-07 at 6:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala You’re staring at the phone now dumbass lol
    
    Also you should go get a 4loko

    
    What the fuck does that have to do with mango cart? Lol
    
    No. I have mango carts and weed. I'm not leaving my house today until a little later from now.
18. 2020-01-07 at 6:26 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ …I cant look any harder at it…

    
    Maybe stare at it longer then?
19. 2020-01-07 at 6:28 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe stare at it longer then?

    
    MAYBE ILL STARE AT YOUR MOMS PUSSY LONGER THEN
20. 2020-01-07 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck does that have to do with mango cart? Lol