The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-07 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #7461
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I need to trim my eyebrows without completely shaving them off.
   
   Wondering whether to use a No.2 on my clipper.
   
   Decisions decisions.
2. 2020-01-07 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #7462
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You need to trim your WICK.
3. 2020-01-07 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #7463
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ You need to trim your WICK.

   
   I'm going to beat a dog for that comment.
4. 2020-01-07 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #7464
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian I'm going to beat a dog for that comment.

   
   Good. Make it a bulldog those things are stupid.
5. 2020-01-07 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #7465
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Nice incest faggot
6. 2020-01-07 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #7466
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't remember
   Google Toronto bike lockers and post the first image
   

   
   They're massive. You could probably live in one of them.
7. 2020-01-07 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #7467
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm in a silly mood. Here is a clip of me singing the Jurassic Park theme, for whom it may concern. Thank you.
   
   https://voca.ro/2CrRC5EK901
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace
8. 2020-01-07 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #7468
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck you
9. 2020-01-08 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #7469
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2020-01-08 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #7470
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My Lamborghini doors open like chicken wings
11. 2020-01-08 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #7471
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm in a silly mood. Here is a clip of me singing the Jurassic Park theme, for whom it may concern. Thank you.
    
    https://voca.ro/2CrRC5EK901

    
    I was gonna record ukulele over this but its way too early for that shit
12. 2020-01-08 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #7472
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im wasted
13. 2020-01-08 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #7473
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm a hunter/gatherer but the world can't deal wit it
14. 2020-01-08 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #7474
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm a hunter/gatherer but the world can't deal wit it

    
    What do you like to hunt and gather
15. 2020-01-08 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #7475
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice What do you like to hunt and gather

    
    things that sustain me and the people I like
16. 2020-01-08 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #7476
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo things that sustain me and the people I like

    
    That's pretty vague.
17. 2020-01-08 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #7477
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I betcha I can finish this bottle of liquor in one sip
18. 2020-01-08 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #7478
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
19. 2020-01-08 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #7479
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice That's pretty vague.

    
    ok, money and things that have value
20. 2020-01-08 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #7480
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo ok, money and things that have value

    
    I like to hunt and gather money too, you're a man of good tastes