The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-04 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #7241
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She's really pretty
   
   

   
   Niggers
2. 2020-01-04 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #7242
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I guess being homeless and sitting in one spot on my phone shitposting has angered the local community, they sent 2 pigs to ruffle my feathers.
   
   They searched me and found banshee dust. nutmeg/mace/turmeric and asked why I had it. I said for religious purposes (trianglism)
   
   Just posting meth synthesis on TOTSE officer. Good thing I deleted all that child porn off my phone last week.
   
   

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3. 2020-01-04 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #7243
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Niggerz
4. 2020-01-04 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #7244
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Niggers?
   
   Also lol Canadian police look SILLY
5. 2020-01-04 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #7245
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Niggers?
   
   Also lol Canadian police look SILLY

   
   They look like costumes lol
6. 2020-01-04 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #7246
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   He's a big one, though, eh?
7. 2020-01-04 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #7247
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Niggers
8. 2020-01-04 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #7248
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist I was wondering too. Is he some online persona?

   
   He's a rapper who smokes crack, released 300+ albums in one year (most of them remixes of his own songs) and uses the lowest budget album covers, production, and videos known to man.
9. 2020-01-05 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #7249
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't worry about the Iranian war because Viper has it covered already
   
   
10. 2020-01-05 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #7250
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
11. 2020-01-05 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #7251
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Strangle wank.
12. 2020-01-05 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #7252
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Strangle wank.

    
    I tried that once but couldn't keep focused enough to get off
13. 2020-01-05 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #7253
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i love America were like the wild west all ur dreamz r possible
14. 2020-01-05 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #7254
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    try leaning back precariously while holding onto something with one hand when you take a piss. Its the “choking yourself while you jerk off” of pissing. The autoerotic asphyxiation of urination.
15. 2020-01-05 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #7255
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER try leaning back precariously while holding onto something with one hand when you take a piss. Its the “choking yourself while you jerk off” of pissing. The autoerotic asphyxiation of urination.

    
    How is that supposed to make me cum? Sounds like a good way to get piss everywhere
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    • ORACLE
16. 2020-01-05 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #7256
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    it just makes pissing more satisfying. WHAT IF I SLIP IN PISS CRACK MY SKULL AND DIE?
    
    Live life on the edge, man
17. 2020-01-05 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #7257
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER it just makes pissing more satisfying. WHAT IF I SLIP IN PISS CRACK MY SKULL AND DIE?
    
    Live life on the edge, man

    
    No cap i saw this porn where a girl slips in her piss and hits her head but she seemed to be okay
18. 2020-01-05 at 1 AM UTC

    #7258
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Then she smelled like stale pee the whole night and nobody wanted to go near her.
19. 2020-01-05 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #7259
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by CASPER try leaning back precariously while holding onto something with one hand when you take a piss. Its the “choking yourself while you jerk off” of pissing. The autoerotic asphyxiation of urination.

    
    AA GANG
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20. 2020-01-05 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #7260
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AA GANG

    
    Cellular asphyxiation is how most cells in the body die, and always have.
    
    Unless you're lucky enough to get nuked from a few metres away.
    
    Being consumed in a nuclear fireball is the only way to ascend.
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