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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Ghost I can only hope my death is as graceful as that sweet angel

    Graceful???

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does anyone live with Scott? Does he own or rent? Does he have insurance?
  4. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'm thinking about taking the bus with Malice. My 30th birthday is in 3 days, but the bus is almost to my stop. I need someone to unload on, and I'm incommunicado with Hydro, which is for the best. My cunt doctor gave me a referral to a shrink, but I'm not going to go.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Does anyone live with Scott? Does he own or rent? Does he have insurance?

    He for sure has insurance

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Morrison
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol you should see the videos of him aggressively trying to shake the hands of bushfire victims that absolutely hate him

    he went to some remote towns for photo ops and literally got chased away
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I briefly felt good today in a way I havent felt in a while but then knew it couldn't be immediately replicated so I did another pill and ate some peanuts
  8. Originally posted by aldra lol you should see the videos of him aggressively trying to shake the hands of bushfire victims that absolutely hate him

    he went to some remote towns for photo ops and literally got chased away

    I saw those, it was incredible. Are the rural conservatives there climate change deniers like here? Like i imagine those towns should've been his target demographic.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    They're used to the heat and the droughts, the main point of contention is standard cutting public services, specifically rural and volunteer fire services in this case
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra They're used to the heat and the droughts, the main point of contention is standard cutting public services, specifically rural and volunteer fire services in this case

    If you die in the Bush fires do we have a way you can confirm it ? Lol
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'm thinking about taking the bus with Malice. My 30th birthday is in 3 days, but the bus is almost to my stop. I need someone to unload on, and I'm incommunicado with Hydro, which is for the best. My cunt doctor gave me a referral to a shrink, but I'm not going to go.

    I'm here. Unload on me.
  12. Originally posted by aldra They're used to the heat and the droughts, the main point of contention is standard cutting public services, specifically rural and volunteer fire services in this case

    Well yeah but you've had record breaking heatwaves causing it. Fires per year rising. I mean its all over really. Not that I think they're gonna flip from conservative but here our fires are all in liberal California so the president being boo'd there for lack of action would be expected.

    I mean he must have thought he'd do well in those rural towns if he went out there lol. It's gotta be hard to maintain an anti climate change belief when your base is suffering from it? I would hope, anyway.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ If you die in the Bush fires do we have a way you can confirm it ? Lol

    He'll send a smoke signal
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace He'll send a smoke signal

    Too late :)
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fuck the bus i'm taking the train

  16. Hey there, so, we see that you'd like to set corporate on fire. I'll be honest, champ, I always knew you had a drive to you deep down, but I gotta be honest, I don't know if wholesale fire is the deliverable we want to be focusing in on currently. You know we're currently spitballing here to really incentivize growth hacking but the bottom line is that synergy and out-of-the-box thinking has always been our wheelhouse. We can onboard similar strategy initiatives, sure, but I was really hoping you were paying more attention in seminar last week because we really covered this stuff already. Burning to death in a screaming corporate inferno really doesn't demonstrate thought leadership or that 'make-it-happen' mindset we're holding as our central paradigm. The stakeholders just won't swing for perishing in cleansing waves of pure heat and light until skin literally boils and sloughs off. It's kinda low hanging fruit when we're always striving for industry-best practices by and large. Just keep these points on your radar going forwards and remember, we're mostly interested in right-sizing more than asphyxiating on chokingly-thick smoke and passing out before the flames wrap around you like a smothering cloak of searing pain and numb whiteness. Speaking broadly about the market, we wanna disrupt the space but we can't go boiling the ocean every b2b brainstorm. Just keep working on that 30,000 foot view and we'll circle back tonight. Speaking of, we need you to stay in late if that's ok. Perfect, see you then.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'm thinking about taking the bus with Malice. My 30th birthday is in 3 days, but the bus is almost to my stop. I need someone to unload on, and I'm incommunicado with Hydro, which is for the best. My cunt doctor gave me a referral to a shrink, but I'm not going to go.

    Dont be gay youve got the magic clydesdale cum to live for

    Fr tho idk if ive much advice or whatever to offer. My platitudes are occasionally punctuated by an insightful tidbit but thats about it.

    inbox always open booboo
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'm thinking about taking the bus with Malice. My 30th birthday is in 3 days, but the bus is almost to my stop. I need someone to unload on, and I'm incommunicado with Hydro, which is for the best. My cunt doctor gave me a referral to a shrink, but I'm not going to go.

    Hey man don't get on that bus, at least talk to some of us on here first. We've all felt like you do now and it's not the end believe me. Life is going to give you more opportunities to find happiness. The amount of times I've screwed up and wanted to die as result I've lost count, be it a girl, sobriety, job or w.e.

    I don't know your circumstances but feel free to message.
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Suiciders in Space.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny oversees the suicides.

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