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2019-12-31 at 2:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Our scout leader was accused of noncing but got off. He's always posting family and prayer related stuff on Facebook. It's one of them though, did he do it? That stain doesn't really come off once accused.
You know the difference between a scoutmaster, a priest, and acne?
Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. -
2019-12-31 at 2:44 PM UTC
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2019-12-31 at 2:45 PM UTCpretty sure that one's been around a lot longer than frankie boyle
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2019-12-31 at 2:46 PM UTCsEe yOu nExT YeAr
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2019-12-31 at 2:48 PM UTCmessage from the future:
turn around and go backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-31 at 3:12 PM UTC
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2019-12-31 at 3:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Lol that joke has been altered since Frankie Boyle first said it.
A priest is getting ready to do confessions when he suddenly gets diarrhea. He waves over the church janitor and asks him to go in the booth and cover for a few minutes.
"But father," the janitor says, "Im not qualified to do that!"
"Look, it's easy" says the priest. "It's just a bunch of old ladies who feel guilty for telling off their husbands. Just give them a penance of 5 Hail Marys and send them on their way."
The janitor reluctantly agrees and goes in the booth as the priest runs off. But as soon as the first lady enters she says "Forgive me father for I engaged in anal sex."
The janitor panics, feeling sure that a few Hail Marys probably wouldn't seem sufficient for such an act. He cracks open the door to look for the priest and sees a nearby altar boy lighting some candles.
"Psssst" he whispers. "Over here. What does father give people for anal sex?"
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2019-12-31 at 3:38 PM UTCExcept it isn't milk
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2019-12-31 at 4:10 PM UTCold gay dudes are a precious resource
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2019-12-31 at 4:21 PM UTCI think gay guys are the most sexually aggressive and upfront of anyone looking for sex. Seems like a lot of them just offer to fuck or be fucked by anyone and anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-31 at 4:27 PM UTC10 year challenge. Just another vain attempt for some narcissistic, ugly cunts to post pics on FB. I hate humanity more and more each day.
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2019-12-31 at 4:32 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-31 at 4:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I think gay guys are the most sexually aggressive and upfront of anyone looking for sex. Seems like a lot of them just offer to fuck or be fucked by anyone and anything.
There was a study I saw a while ago that showed gay dudes had the most happy relationships. It went: Gay dudes > heterosexuals >lesbians.
Part of it was gay dudes having more open relationships. Apparently lesbians were strict on the monogamy shit and have an increased rate of domestic violence. Which, there's not a lot of studies on it, granted, but it sounds right? -
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2019-12-31 at 6:54 PM UTC
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2019-12-31 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace There was a study I saw a while ago that showed gay dudes had the most happy relationships. It went: Gay dudes > heterosexuals >lesbians.
Part of it was gay dudes having more open relationships. Apparently lesbians were strict on the monogamy shit and have an increased rate of domestic violence. Which, there's not a lot of studies on it, granted, but it sounds right?
Women = misery. More women, more misery. Sounds about right.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-31 at 10:29 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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