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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i like the christmas songs
  2. Octavian motherfucker
  3. Originally posted by Octavian

    I'm actually watching him on his Uncharted show right now and he's in Morocco cooking camel meat with honey and carrots in a clay pot in some shithole village, looks disgusting
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  4. Originally posted by CASPER I need to get on test



    Originally posted by bigthink HELL YEAH BROTHER. keep doing test till u can feel ur sack pumping on each side, the test pulsing like a miniature heart. it not only make you look better, it makes you a more efficient man.

    if it's masculinity you value, put your money where your endocrine system is and take test


    YEEEEEEERRERRE

    Casper has 92 test which means he's literally a girl. Idk what I'm at, no idea probably like 1500 at least, I bang 400-500 a week cause I accidentally did more than I thought

    I'm going on nolvadex soon cos my titters are gettin suspect. Quitting altogether soon I'm sure like a quitting quitter that quits. Then I can do more krek without blowin a heart gasket
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    You're all faggots believe me test is not cool.

    Try SARMS. Test will be a thing of the past.
  6. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    If any of you gentleman are honestly taking I hope for your sake you cycle on and off with a proper pct
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If any of you gentleman are honestly taking I hope for your sake you cycle on and off with a proper pct

    Listen to Larry you incels.
  8. If i took testosterone I would rip out of my shirt in a fit of rage like Bruce Banner
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano YEEEEEEERRERRE

    Casper has 92 test which means he's literally a girl. Idk what I'm at, no idea probably like 1500 at least, I bang 400-500 a week cause I accidentally did more than I thought

    I'm going on nolvadex soon cos my titters are gettin suspect. Quitting altogether soon I'm sure like a quitting quitter that quits. Then I can do more krek without blowin a heart gasket

    One of my testostaronis ran away so now I got 91 n I’m saving goats for my dowry. No one wants a 6’8”, 300lb hairy wife and I’m sad abt that.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hey. 6’8”, 300lb hairy wives are people, too.
  11. Originally posted by CASPER One of my testostaronis ran away so now I got 91 n I’m saving goats for my dowry. No one wants a 6’8”, 300lb hairy wife and I’m sad abt that.

    Sounds like weird testosterone filled ravioli
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It’s the Lamborghini of hairy dick noodles
  13. basically ripped my neck off for no reason
  14. Originally posted by DietPiano basically ripped my neck off for no reason

    Pics
  15. Would I be taller if I didnt take adderall from 17 to 19?
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DietPiano Would I be taller if I didnt take adderall from 17 to 19?

    The real question is would you be a baller?
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  17. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by DietPiano Would I be taller if I didnt take adderall from 17 to 19?

    hi dp,

    don't stress about that.

    what's important is that you can claim your lost height by simply jelqing your spine.

    i jelq my spine by sucking my own dick for 1 hour per day.
  18. Originally posted by bigthink hi dp,

    don't stress about that.

    what's important is that you can claim your lost height by simply jelqing your spine.

    i jelq my spine by sucking my own dick for 1 hour per day.

    I can't help it I was born this way

    anyway, yeah I've sucked my own clit before. It goes really hard on your neck because you pretty much gotta stand on it. Then there's the issue of where to coome, and I'm lazy and gay enough to just let it go where it does
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Auto-oral.
  20. Actually applying to a job at a propane tank filling plant lol
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