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2019-12-29 at 6:57 AM UTCYou're right though The Cartel ain't no joke. How far is Guadalajara from Culiacan?
Traen mente de varios, revolucionarios
Como pancho villa, peleando en guerrilla
Limpiando el terreno, con bazooka y cuerno
Que hacen retumbar
El Macho adelante, con el comandante
Pa' acabar con lacras, todo el virus Antrax
Equipo violento, trabajo sangriento
Pa' traumatizar -
2019-12-29 at 7:48 AM UTCA guy I went to school with died at the beginning of the year. He got his pilots license and started flying private planes back and forth from Cabo to LA. Ended up burned to death in the back of his pickup truck in Cabo, which they said was a freak accident with fireworks, but idk how you burn in the open bed of a pickup truck next to the ocean. A bunch of people said he was into some shit. His gf was a beauty queen from Mexico. Can’t find his obituary anywhere. No mention in our hometown paper. No online death record. It’s like he never existed. Even searched the archive of FAA pilot licenses for his permit number that his best friend got tatted on his wrist...nada. Very very weird shit.
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2019-12-29 at 8:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER A guy I went to school with died at the beginning of the year. He got his pilots license and started flying private planes back and forth from Cabo to LA. Ended up burned to death in the back of his pickup truck in Cabo, which they said was a freak accident with fireworks, but idk how you burn in the open bed of a pickup truck next to the ocean. A bunch of people said he was into some shit. His gf was a beauty queen from Mexico. Can’t find his obituary anywhere. No mention in our hometown paper. No online death record. It’s like he never existed. Even searched the archive of FAA pilot licenses for his permit number that his best friend got tatted on his wrist…nada. Very very weird shit.
How did you find out then?
Thinking Cartels? -
2019-12-29 at 8:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian How did you find out then?
Thinking Cartels?
I mean I got to know some cartel dudes pretty well, and I feel like unless there was some SERIOUS fuckup, killing an American in such a sketchy way and drawing all that attention wouldn’t be something they’d be inclined to do, but I guess anything is a possibility.
Small town. And I have a couple of his friends added on FB and they mentioned his passing. Got the “details” from mutual friends, and while I’m always skeptical, the last location he posted for was Mexico, and the long thing his gf wrote mentioned him dying “ in such a sudden and traumatic way”. So I’m inclined to believe at least part of it. He was such a goody two shoes though. When I heard he died, I just assumed cancer or illness. That’s what a nice guy he was. With someone who was as popular and loved as he was, there being no record of him online is almost the creepiest part of all. -
2019-12-29 at 8:26 AM UTCMadness.
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2019-12-29 at 8:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER A guy I went to school with died at the beginning of the year. He got his pilots license and started flying private planes back and forth from Cabo to LA. Ended up burned to death in the back of his pickup truck in Cabo, which they said was a freak accident with fireworks, but idk how you burn in the open bed of a pickup truck next to the ocean. A bunch of people said he was into some shit. His gf was a beauty queen from Mexico. Can’t find his obituary anywhere. No mention in our hometown paper. No online death record. It’s like he never existed. Even searched the archive of FAA pilot licenses for his permit number that his best friend got tatted on his wrist…nada. Very very weird shit.
Did he own an aircraft? Tail numbers are good intel. -
2019-12-29 at 8:35 AM UTCI don’t know I’d have to look at photos but as far as I could tell, he wasn’t ball8n hard enough to own his own plane. Pretty positive he worked for a company.
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2019-12-29 at 8:54 AM UTCI hope my book, "Brave new world" arrives tomorrow. Bored out my fucking skull and always wanted to read it. On a positive note I'm feeling really good mentally. I'm really eager to get back into the gym. Waiting for my bloods to come back so I can start my hormone therapy and shrink this lump under my right nipple.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 9:01 AM UTCI need to get on test
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2019-12-29 at 10:02 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 12:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Blair's Mega Death hot sauce is super disappointing. No way is it really 500,000+ scoville units. I don't know what to buy anymore, I need to just buy some reapers, scorpions, and capsaicin crystals and make my own.
Da Bomb is basically extract rather than sauce, you can add it to whatever for extra heat. -
2019-12-29 at 12:12 PM UTC
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2019-12-29 at 2:24 PM UTCsploo didn't kill himself it was Hillary Clinton because sploo had a vision of her fucking little kids while he was on plateau sigma and she found out he was going to tell the authorities, stay woke
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2019-12-29 at 2:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Da Bomb is basically extract rather than sauce, you can add it to whatever for extra heat.
Yeah I hear The Final Answer and Beyond Insanity are both good from them and are hotter than their ratings suggests. They make this extract called Satan's Blood also that seems like it might be up my alley. I'd try Mad Dog Plutonium #9 if it wasn't $100. -
2019-12-29 at 2:30 PM UTC
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2019-12-29 at 2:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie You're right though The Cartel ain't no joke. How far is Guadalajara from Culiacan?
Traen mente de varios, revolucionarios
Como pancho villa, peleando en guerrilla
Limpiando el terreno, con bazooka y cuerno
Que hacen retumbar
El Macho adelante, con el comandante
Pa' acabar con lacras, todo el virus Antrax
Equipo violento, trabajo sangriento
Pa' traumatizar
Guadalajara is central Mexico so pretty far.
Lot of crazy shit goes on there tho. My cousin once sent a pic of some vehicles burning on the side of the road. The cartels had done an organized robbing of gas stations and banks. They hijacked a few cars, set them on fire, and also killed a few soldiers who were taking off in a helicopter.
They don't fuck around. Generally if they stop you tho they'll just want money and you can go. There are some places I wouldn't wanna drive through as a non local.
Even where my family lives, you don't go out at night alone. -
2019-12-29 at 2:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I hope my book, "Brave new world" arrives tomorrow. Bored out my fucking skull and always wanted to read it. On a positive note I'm feeling really good mentally. I'm really eager to get back into the gym. Waiting for my bloods to come back so I can start my hormone therapy and shrink this lump under my right nipple.
I just got a fire 8 hd and its amazing. I can just download books for free. Non amazon doesn't get the cool page flippy effect tho.
Also Brave New World is one of my favorite books. I would go on a Soma vacation and never leave. -
2019-12-29 at 2:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Guadalajara is central Mexico so pretty far.
Lot of crazy shit goes on there tho. My cousin once sent a pic of some vehicles burning on the side of the road. The cartels had done an organized robbing of gas stations and banks. They hijacked a few cars, set them on fire, and also killed a few soldiers who were taking off in a helicopter.
They don't fuck around. Generally if they stop you tho they'll just want money and you can go. There are some places I wouldn't wanna drive through as a non local.
Even where my family lives, you don't go out at night alone.
no doubt.. I feel as though the danger of Mexico is either not fully understood, or respected by most westerners. (would it be weird to keep the cartel redskull videos on your phone for a guarunteed reality check?)
i would literally rather walk through Karachi Pakistan than most cartel cities in MexicoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-29 at 4:02 PM UTC
Who else could rap over a bathtub commercial and Pokemon in the same five minutes -
2019-12-29 at 4:09 PM UTCESPN needs to stop airing these sob stories about cancer kids when I'm just trying to check the scores, wrong target audience retards
