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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh shit, the Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalulpa came out yesterday. Has anyone tried it?

    Bong and accessories are expected to come tomorrow, but the post office closes at 1PM on saturdays. Hopefully it'll make it in time.

    Also planning on picking up the strongest indicas Purple Star has available. Cherry Kola and Tahoe OG Kush sound good from what I've read.

    Note to self: Get two with added seasoned beef and steak, respectively, and a cup of nacho cheese. Their HOT sauce is the most flavorful.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-27T22:16:08.472449+00:00

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-27T23:24:42.510281+00:00
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    noaw i take cpam?
  3. Damn this guy sucks at life. It's like watching someone level 10 kill a few level 15s and they are like WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA IM CRYING MAN FOR REAL THIS IS REAL LIFE and im like nigga there like 200 more levels the fuck you doing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dURw5myHyIQ&t=463s
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My idea to win the Taco Bell coin game every time: Use a fake coin with an infrared laser, used to reveal the path the coin will take, which you will be able to perceive by (sun)glasses that detect IR, and flared top segment, hidden by your fingers, to prevent it from being lost, which may lead to someone noticing it, potentially ruining your scheme. You could even have a hidden contraption, masked by a glove, to drop the coin perfectly and consistently every time. If you wanted to go that far, building a replica could be done quite cheaply considering how simple the design is. You could also possibly design fake coins, with padding around the edge, making them more likely to stay where they land, for cheaper than actual quarters, but in the long-term this is risky if you do it a lot.

    I estimate that you could comfortably live off $40-$50 a month, which is incredible. As long as they have these, at least. Don't know if there are any around here.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-28T00:49:26.797406+00:00
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Also planning on picking up the strongest indicas Purple Star has available. Cherry Kola and Tahoe OG Kush sound good from what I've read.

    I had Tahoe OG recently, think I still have like half a gram left. It wasn't bad but didn't blow me away either.
  6. Holy shit weed names are so stupid
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    ^4 srs. I wish they would just assign strains numbers and go off that. I can barely talk about Afghan Transatlantic OG Kush Kalashnikov Grape Dog bullshit with a straight face
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  8. Originally posted by Lanny ^4 srs. I wish they would just assign strains numbers and go off that. I can barely talk about Afghan Transatlantic OG Kush Kalashnikov Grape Dog bullshit with a straight face

    That or like they do meat at the store:

    Which type of weed
    Whatever % of this
    Whatever % of that
    Price
  9. Green crack. I wanna invent a strong sativa strain called green meth
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "green caffeine"
    "green 2-FMA"
    "green benzedrex"
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    North Dakota Nice
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  12. Originally posted by mmQ North Dakota Nice

    tell tinybltc i said hey
  13. Originally posted by Actor tell tinybltc i said hey

    theres nobody there
  14. when there is
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor tell tinybltc i said hey

    I won't be on this weekend I work early Saturday and Sunday. Why don't you tell them yourself? We all miss you honeybun.
  16. Originally posted by Malice Oh shit, the Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalulpa came out yesterday. Has anyone tried it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbAtrKrItU
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Chinese restaurant I ordered from calls General Tso's chicken General Cho's which makes me question their practices.
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  18. General Tso isn't even chinese.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well I like his chikin
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice That's wonderful. I would never date someone who didn't watch anime, it is a terrible mark of their character. What anime did you start her off with? SoL does seem particularly good, along with romantic centered anime Ooh, Toradora is a good classic to watch).

    Started her off with Non Non Biyori since i am watching it at the moment as well. I explained to her the concept of tsundure and showed her an example from Kiniro Mosaic where Ayaya is tsundure about Yoko and she thought it was great.

    Originally posted by Malice *sigh* How it must augment the experience to be able to hold a warm, soft, cuddly, smooth skinned loli, take in the scent of a woman, while viewing super kawaii/moe moments.

    I am with you on that, my gf isn't particularly loli, but she is pretty petite so that's good.


    Originally posted by Malice The waifu age can't come soon enough. I suppose with Waifu Simulator it has already begun.

    I am going to have a daughter with my gf some day and she will be my waifu.

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