The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-24 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #6621
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   smoke more weed and imagine a giant robot fight with you piloting the robot thats how I sleep
2. 2019-12-24 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #6622
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by CASPER Every time it gets quiet I have to sit through a play by play of every fucked up, hurtful, bad decision, missed opportunity, or things I should’ve said.
   
   
   The air still tastes like the ocean and fresh cut grass at night like it did when I was 14 but now I’m tired and pissed off and I’ve got arthritis and I can’t put too much hot sauce on my food bc of the fire poops.
   
   
   
   
   UGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING WHO DOES THAT
   
   The entirety of my life could be distilled into the feeling of that moment you accidentally call your teacher “mom” and you realize you tucked up and you’ll never live this down. Except like…..x 897,443,410.52

   
   Er'y day nig
3. 2019-12-24 at 11:33 AM UTC

   #6623
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   meanwhile in Canada
   
   
4. 2019-12-24 at 11:37 AM UTC

   #6624
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lamb.
5. 2019-12-24 at 11:38 AM UTC

   #6625
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I wonder if Jesus fell in love with any of the hookers he had washing his feet with their tears all the time? That’s pretty OG
   
   
   
   I feel like Jesus wouldn’t be so fucked up about the fat kid he stole the cell phone from in 8th grade who ended up killing himself.
   
   He’d be like “Thy will be done” and then turn some water into white claw
6. 2019-12-24 at 11:44 AM UTC

   #6626
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It’d be hilarious if after 20 years of fucking my shit up with drugs and alcohol, I ODd on melatonin, valerian, NyQuil and blood pressure meds and sleep apnea from being a giant wad of biscuit dough
7. 2019-12-24 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #6627
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I would have loved to try some of that frankincense and myrrh.
8. 2019-12-24 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #6628
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I would have loved to try some of that frankincense and myrrh.

   
   Got any myrrh?
   Nah.
   How about frankincense?
   $50 a gram
   Ok, I'll take an ounce
9. 2019-12-24 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #6629
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   he's the motherfucking lamb of God
   
   
10. 2019-12-24 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #6630
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Got any myrrh?
    Nah.
    How about frankincense?
    $50 a gram
    Ok, I'll take an ounce

    
    https://www.amazon.com/Frankincense-Scented-Good-Essential-Fragrance/dp/B07QB8Y22S/ref=sxin_3_ac_d_rm?ac_md=1-1-ZnJhbmtpbmNlbnNlIGFuZCBteXJyaCBlc3NlbnRpYWwgb2k%3D-ac_d_rm&crid=3FO7Y9KUYB8XS&keywords=frankincense+and+myrrh&pd_rd_i=B07QB8Y22S&pd_rd_r=f12fb862-1bf3-4f81-893e-6dfe0769e781&pd_rd_w=uOLSh&pd_rd_wg=iK6w1&pf_rd_p=6d29ef56-fc35-411a-8a8e-7114f01518f7&pf_rd_r=JHYT1Y99382Z8H123KW0&psc=1&qid=1577188246&sprefix=Frankincense+and+%2Caps%2C197
11. 2019-12-24 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #6631
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/frankincense-anyone.20240/
12. 2019-12-24 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #6632
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DietPiano When people tell me "if you die inyohr sleep you really die" that's so stupid
    
    Nobody is able to figure that out. Nobody can tell you they died in their sleep and then died in real life

    
    It's trivially easy to falsify it by noting if you do die in your dream but not real life.
13. 2019-12-24 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #6633
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by CASPER https://www.amazon.com/Frankincense-Scented-Good-Essential-Fragrance/dp/B07QB8Y22S/ref=sxin_3_ac_d_rm?ac_md=1-1-ZnJhbmtpbmNlbnNlIGFuZCBteXJyaCBlc3NlbnRpYWwgb2k%3D-ac_d_rm&crid=3FO7Y9KUYB8XS&keywords=frankincense+and+myrrh&pd_rd_i=B07QB8Y22S&pd_rd_r=f12fb862-1bf3-4f81-893e-6dfe0769e781&pd_rd_w=uOLSh&pd_rd_wg=iK6w1&pf_rd_p=6d29ef56-fc35-411a-8a8e-7114f01518f7&pf_rd_r=JHYT1Y99382Z8H123KW0&psc=1&qid=1577188246&sprefix=Frankincense+and+%2Caps%2C197

    
    That's only cheap scent of frankincense and myrrh. I want 100% pure and unadulterated frankincense and myrrh.
14. 2019-12-24 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #6634
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A wild butthole
15. 2019-12-24 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #6635
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you can literally die from sleeping too much.

    
    Rip Van Winkle (Mr. Winkle) was fine.
16. 2019-12-24 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #6636
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
17. 2019-12-24 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #6637
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    all i want for cocaine is christmas
18. 2019-12-24 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #6638
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Turned down 5 invites.
    
    Feels good mang
19. 2019-12-24 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #6639
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Merry Christmas niggas.
20. 2019-12-24 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #6640
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    thank you