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  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood maybe she did some yayo in the bathroom

    I had a dream last night that I had a bunch of meth, coke and heroin but every time I tried to do some there would be an interruption of some sort and I just got more and more frustrated until I woke up.
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    those dreams are the worst. I had one too and it took me what felt like 3 days in my dream just to keep the shit hidden and get enough privacy to do it and as soon as the shit is chopped up and I bend over to do a line 100 mexicans burst into my house and start smashing the place up and I get paranoid and hide the drugs in my dream and then I wake up.

  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood those dreams are the worst. I had one too and it took me what felt like 3 days in my dream just to keep the shit hidden and get enough privacy to do it and as soon as the shit is chopped up and I bend over to do a line 100 mexicans burst into my house and start smashing the place up and I get paranoid and hide the drugs in my dream and then I wake up.


    I can't walk fast in most of my dreams either, my legs always feel weighed down like I took 500 mg of Thorazine. Probably just me kicking around in my bed.
  4. you know you have brain damage when the most euphoric opiate you did all year is T-PAIN

    Juicewine said same thing

    SWIM found a few heroinroys cleaning

    H-h..happy christmas!
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice I had a dream last night that I had a bunch of meth, coke and heroin but every time I tried to do some there would be an interruption of some sort and I just got more and more frustrated until I woke up.

    Careful. You can actually overdose in your dream, if you believe you are overdosing in it. That's how some people die in their sleep.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if you can literally die from sleeping too much.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you can literally die from sleeping too much.

    http://users.clas.ufl.edu/burt/KafkaKierkegaardBible/BorgesTheCircularRuins.pdf


    one of my favourite short stories
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Careful. You can actually overdose in your dream, if you believe you are overdosing in it. That's how some people die in their sleep.

    Give me a source on that.
  9. Originally posted by Solstice Give me a source on that.

    SpectraL doesn't do sources.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace SpectraL doesn't do sources.

    Hes a source.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you dream you are having a heart attack, and you really believe it in the dream, you could actually die of a heart attack. This is called placebo death dreaming.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sleep death by nocebo effect.
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL If you dream you are having a heart attack, and you really believe it in the dream, you could actually die of a heart attack. This is called placebo death dreaming.

    When people tell me "if you die inyohr sleep you really die" that's so stupid

    Nobody is able to figure that out. Nobody can tell you they died in their sleep and then died in real life
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I died in my sleep and I resurrected as a dude who’s dying slowly irl


    /interception
  15. Octavian motherfucker
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  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    UGH
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok I’m done now goodnight
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fuck. My brain won’t shut up. It’s doing sad stupid shit. And I have to be up in 4 hours. Goddamnit.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Fuck. My brain won’t shut up. It’s doing sad stupid shit. And I have to be up in 4 hours. Goddamnit.

    I'm about to sleep for 8 hours.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Every time it gets quiet I have to sit through a play by play of every fucked up, hurtful, bad decision, missed opportunity, or things I should’ve said.


    The air still tastes like the ocean and fresh cut grass at night like it did when I was 14 but now I’m tired and pissed off and I’ve got arthritis and I can’t put too much hot sauce on my food bc of the fire poops.




    UGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING WHO DOES THAT

    The entirety of my life could be distilled into the feeling of that moment you accidentally call your teacher “mom” and you realize you tucked up and you’ll never live this down. Except like.....x 897,443,410.52
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