2019-12-23 at 11:32 PM UTC
I haven’t listened to the mix.. I was looking at thumbnails 😏👍🏽🤭
2019-12-23 at 11:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Feed a cat half a cup of food a day and it will somehow shit out like 8 lbs worth of shit in the litterbox after 2 days.
My cat Teddy Hoeservelt refuses to have clean litter I can clean that shit & not even 2 minutes later he's in there dropping bombs, asshole for real.
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2019-12-24 at 12:38 AM UTC
Today. I sat around. did nothing. I'm a piece of shit. How will I fulfil my New Years Resolution if I don't adhere to my promises for change if I end up doing what I did today.
I'm always tired. depression Is the problem I think.
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2019-12-24 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fuck Your World
Today. I sat around. did nothing. I'm a piece of shit. How will I fulfil my New Years Resolution if I don't adhere to my promises for change if I end up doing what I did today.
I'm always tired. depression Is the problem I think.
I'm a piece of shit too! Hi.
Anyway the key to a new year's resolution is to go against the grain as much as possible up and until the final moment.
This one is fun. It's like a SUPER new year. "I will make the 2020s the best decade of my life I'll totally turn my life around."
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2019-12-24 at 12:46 AM UTC
Calling a pizza place and claiming to have a coupon. Then I'll call back in 20 minutes, when the order is made, and say I can't find it... and hope they will give me the cheaper price, anyway, so they dont take a loss. If they wont, ill say I cannot afford it, and hang up.
2019-12-24 at 1:27 AM UTC
Sitting around with my asshole roommates, regretting most of my life decisions even though I'm currently faded....funny how that works....
2019-12-24 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Asshole for real..
I'm picturing him being such an asshole that he literally leaves his asshole in the litterbox and it just lays there constantly spewing out shit like a play-dough spaghetti factory
Live & remote, just look @ this smug asshole ?! Lordin' over shit that aint even his lol.
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2019-12-24 at 2:43 AM UTC
Adorable lil' guy...looks kinda sad or confused
