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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER

    Yee olde standby when in drunken sad introspective mood. One of the many anyway
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Drunken Introspection.

    Should be the name of a band.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Explain. You're ahitting onto the rim of your toilet seat ? What's the difference between squatting "on the rim" and "on the big open hole?"

    Just feels more comfortable.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Drunken Introspection.

    Should be the name of a band.

    It is. :)
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Let’s start a band called SadDive that’s all nostalgic drunken 90s alt and shoegaze music
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Just feels more comfortable.

    I'm pooping right and I just tried adjusting myself to shit "over the rim" and my penis made it difficult. Not comfortable. I have a standard 6 inch penis mind you .
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I wish my brain did brain things

    I started writing a poem like 2 months ago and once I stop writing I can never get in that headspace again.

    I called it “Vivian, the Mortuary and the Sea”

    Seemed very “hip” and “now”
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Let’s start a band called SadDive that’s all nostalgic drunken 90s alt and shoegaze music

    The term shoegaze makes me cringe . It was like Michael Myers from zoklet and one other person that got into this incredible "shoegaze" discussion. Incredible as in incredibly retarded. Fucking SHOEGAZE.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm pooping right and I just tried adjusting myself to shit "over the rim" and my penis made it difficult. Not comfortable. I have a standard 6 inch penis mind you .

    I always end up inexplicably pissing through the crack in the toilet seat. Idk how I manage it.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ The term shoegaze makes me cringe . It was like Michael Myers from zoklet and one other person that got into this incredible "shoegaze" discussion. Incredible as in incredibly retarded. Fucking SHOEGAZE.

    bootwatch?
    Sneakerstare?

    Which do u prefer?
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ The term shoegaze makes me cringe . It was like Michael Myers from zoklet and one other person that got into this incredible "shoegaze" discussion. Incredible as in incredibly retarded. Fucking SHOEGAZE.

    I'm in the market for new kicks, lets go downtown and SHOEGAZE
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER I wish my brain did brain things

    I started writing a poem like 2 months ago and once I stop writing I can never get in that headspace again.

    I called it “Vivian, the Mortuary and the Sea”

    Seemed very “hip” and “now”

    Wherever you stopped writing the poem was the end of the poem.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ The term shoegaze makes me cringe . It was like Michael Myers from zoklet and one other person that got into this incredible "shoegaze" discussion. Incredible as in incredibly retarded. Fucking SHOEGAZE.

    The only things I know about shoegaze is that two bands of the genre might be supergrass and pavement which sounds like a landscaping company and it's called shoegaze because the performers stare at their shoes although stephen malkmus and supergrass both don't seem to do that. Maybe Dinosaur Jr. is a shoegaze band too, I like supergrass a lot though and am going to listen to pumpkin on the spaghetti-os right now
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Wherever you stopped writing the poem was the end of the poem.

    Nah my brains always just a big foggy jumble so I have things I want to say but I don’t know how. I just shit everything out into the page. All the circles and arrows makes it look like a John Madden diagram. Then I have to go back and see what’s way too gay to be left in, or what was trying to hard to be deep, or what could be more concise. I have a hard time with brevity, and I make a habit of dancing around and just piling on top of an idea instead of finding an elegant, concise way to do it, and then just letting the idea breathe. My first drafts always still sound like something I would’ve written in high school.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm pooping right and I just tried adjusting myself to shit "over the rim" and my penis made it difficult. Not comfortable. I have a standard 6 inch penis mind you .

    Does your penis often get covered in shit?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I just meant thats how TREU POETRY should work lol. If you forgot the rest of your poem then that's poetic and it was meant to be.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Does your penis often get covered in shit?

    No.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ No.

    Then you're talking shit then.
  19. Originally posted by aldra CSIS headquarters in Canada is literally a Church of Trianglism


    I must pray on their lawn


  20. A strange trend in China has caught on, and many people in other areas of the world are horrified. Animal rights activists are especially upset that people in China are keeping live fish, turtles and other amphibians as keepsakes on their keychains.

    These charms are simply little plastic bags that contain just enough water to allow the animal to survive.

    The bag also contains a small amount of crystallized oxygen and other nutrients to keep the animals barely alive. However, the creature is trapped in a tiny prison for the amusement of its owner.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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