The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-22 at 7:02 AM UTC

   #6501
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Inb4 brain damage
2. 2019-12-22 at 7:16 AM UTC

   #6502
   

   bigthink victim of incest

   Originally posted by DietPiano
   
   Bigthink
   
   This is a picture of my eye and how I went out in public not on drugs until like 4 days ago
   
   It's not even dark out in that picture
   
   At least the feds can't look up my irises

   
   lol why are you like this?
   
   if I saw that in public I wouldn't say shit but id absorb into my retarded palship or at least buy that fella a beer
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-12-22 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #6503
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Ivr seen this so now you also have to
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Evil-Pegasus-Wants-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00R06VIUI
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2019-12-22 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #6504
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Which pill will u taek, fam?
   
   
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • ORACLE, 
   • Sudo
5. 2019-12-22 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #6505
   

   bigthink victim of incest

   Originally posted by CASPER Which pill will u taek, fam?

   
   grey being nihilism and killing yourself, puke green being disgust, purple-blue right after some alternation of black, grey and puke green being some sort of playful cynicism
   
   and eventually i puked all pills out and got sober again
6. 2019-12-22 at 8:35 AM UTC

   #6506
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I’ve emerged from the simulation. I’m wise as fuck and black as night.
7. 2019-12-22 at 9:40 AM UTC

   #6507
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by CASPER Which pill will u taek, fam?
   
   

   
   ALL OF THEM
8. 2019-12-22 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #6508
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Off to buy some Christmas cards for the few humans I don't hate. Feel like a curry and the urge for some cheese cake.
   
   Think I'll watch some films, wank off and read books. Mad how clear my mind feels already, less anxious and sharp.
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   • Sudo
9. 2019-12-22 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #6509
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by aldra ALL OF THEM

   
   I SEE YOU KNOW KUNG FU
   
   Correct answer
10. 2019-12-22 at 11:35 AM UTC

    #6510
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    
    
    I would fuck that Cara Dune off The Mandalorian.
11. 2019-12-22 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #6511
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    I would fuck that Cara Dune off The Mandalorian.

    
    True
12. 2019-12-22 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #6512
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by DietPiano People I don't know in public don't make fun of my pupil size to my face anymore
    
    Restarting lamictal been slowly reversing eye damage
    
    Kind of
    
    Also $600 a month eye drops proven to do nothing

    
    MUH PUPILS MUH PUPILS MUH PUPILS
    
    fucking kill yourself. If you ever said that shit around me I would stab you in the eye with a pen maybe that will help you
13. 2019-12-22 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #6513
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let's go
    
    And you said it wrong it's
    
    
    MYPUPILSMYPUPILSMYPUPILS
    
    I almost said that yesterday
14. 2019-12-22 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #6514
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the only thing that will help your delusions is feeding your eyes to sploo
15. 2019-12-22 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #6515
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    My fucking dick is on fire. I made a curry before and touched my foreskin.
    
    
    ARRRGHHHH
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    • Sudo
16. 2019-12-22 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #6516
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Octavian My fucking dick is on fire. I made a curry before and touched my foreskin.
    
    
    ARRRGHHHH

    
    Sorry Oct,
    But I gotta laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Octavian
17. 2019-12-22 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #6517
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Ivr seen this so now you also have to
    
    https://www.amazon.com/Evil-Pegasus-Wants-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00R06VIUI

    
    He has a lot of good ones.
    
    
    
    
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    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • CASPER
18. 2019-12-22 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #6518
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Forced me gay
19. 2019-12-22 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #6519
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That sounds fucking terrible. A nightmare if you ever get pulled over because the cops probably won't believe your shit.
    
    Conversely, nobody EVER notices pinpoint pupils.

    
    I do
    
    People with naturally pinned eyes creep me out because they look like they don't have souls
20. 2019-12-22 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #6520
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • MexicanMasterRace, 
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