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got a job as a manager at apizziera

  1. #21
    If thats the case I'll take 3 extra large and some cheese bread!.
  2. #22
    How long before you get fired for masturbating on the pizza?
  3. #23
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i wonder if u will spread toxiosi plasmosis on the pizza
  4. #24
    You should post the number here so we can all take turns prank calling your work every day
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You should post the number here so we can all take turns prank calling your work every day

    lol nah dawg, I like to have as few problems as possible at work unless I'm causing them lololol
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yeah so I get to start my job tomorrow and have the manager/owner show me some stuff so I can start closing soon.

    It's pretty cool because this is his first business and I'll be the first guy he's ever trained.

    the pizza is pentagon shaped and we get to wear a chef coat and a slouchy
  7. #27
    Take some cool pictures. Make lots of triangles.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Take some cool pictures. Make lots of triangles.

    the pizza isn't cut into triangles tho

    side to side and up and down on a "wide" pentagon
  9. #29
    I would start applying for jobs and update my resume every day if I were you bud. This guy just aint gonna make it if he doesn't cut a triangle. If I ordered a pizza and I didn't get a triangle I would throw it at their face.

    It should be illegal to call anything not triangular cut a "pizza", those square ones DO NOT TASTE THE SAME, THEY DON'T!.
    The TRIANGLE is the ULTIMATE shape it is proven to be the MOST STABLE (look at the ROOF OF EVERY FUCKING HOUSE WHEN YOU WALK BY!!) A SQAURE PIZZA OR ANYTHING NOT TRIANGLE WILL JUST SAG IF YOU EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS AND ONLY FAGS USE A KNIFE AND FORK FOR PIZZA!! the fuck nigga!!!1

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  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ah my bad i mean trapezium shaped
    DERPADEW!



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-27T01:38:44.584505+00:00
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    you can use the menstrual blood from your asshole as the pizza sauce. just like those two negresses that period-juiced the fast food they made
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you can use the menstrual blood from your asshole as the pizza sauce. just like those two negresses that period-juiced the fast food they made

    nah im not a sicko fucko like you
  13. #33
    now THATS art!
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  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump now THATS art!

    yeaaah buddd
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A lot of places call the square-cut pattern the party cut but if that's what you call a party you can count me OUT.

    A slouchy? Like the big knit beanie thing? Why would you want to wear that in a hot pizza kitchen?

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  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ A lot of places call the square-cut pattern the party cut but if that's what you call a party you can count me OUT.

    A slouchy? Like the big knit beanie thing? Why would you want to wear that in a hot pizza kitchen?

    why are you so always so negative? and we just have to wear the uniform on deliveries. And actually there kitchen isn't hot at all. And you know they just opened and its still cold outside. maybe we will decide to not wear it. this dudes just trying stuff out and he wants my input. so we will play it by ear.

    plus i like slouchies, what would you wear a beret? lol





  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby why are you so always so negative?

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh apparently you aren't familiar with my live laugh love thread. Here you go again assuming the worst when I just ask you a question. I guess I will start putting my --not trying to be negative-- disclaimer at the beginning of my replies to you so you know I'm just making general conversation. I will do that for you Bill Krozbyzy. I got you.


    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and we just have to wear the uniform on deliveries. And actually there kitchen isn't hot at all. And you know they just opened and its still cold outside. maybe we will decide to not wear it. this dudes just trying stuff out and he wants my input. so we will play it by ear.

    plus i like slouchies, what would you wear a beret? lol

    Ok, ok, ok. You don't provide much context when you tell stories which leads to confusing situations like this. "We get to wear a chef coat and a slouchy." That sounded to me like you'd be wearing them together, as I didn't figure you'd be wearing a chef coat as part of your delivery uniform. That's NEAT that the kitchen there isn't hot. There I was assuming again that standing next to a 450 degree oven would be hot but I guess your boss has some superior technology that I'm not aware of. GOSH Bill Krozby. GOSH!!



    If I worked there I'd wear this:




    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-01-27T02:25:43.266540+00:00
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh apparently you aren't familiar with my live laugh love thread. Here you go again assuming the worst when I just ask you a question. I guess I will start putting my –not trying to be negative– disclaimer at the beginning of my replies to you so you know I'm just making general conversation. I will do that for you Bill Krozbyzy. I got you.




    Ok, ok, ok. You don't provide much context when you tell stories which leads to confusing situations like this. "We get to wear a chef coat and a slouchy." That sounded to me like you'd be wearing them together, as I didn't figure you'd be wearing a chef coat as part of your delivery uniform. That's NEAT that the kitchen there isn't hot. There I was assuming again that standing next to a 450 degree oven would be hot but I guess your boss has some superior technology that I'm not aware of. GOSH Bill Krozby. GOSH!!



    If I worked there I'd wear this:




    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-01-27T02:25:43.266540+00:00

    THAT HAT IS ASS!
  19. #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    you're pretty sensitive doug
  20. #40
    Merlin Houston
    Will you be using children as toppings at this fine establishment?
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