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2019-12-22 at 5:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They usually don't. They know it turns people off.
I've probably talked about it before but when I went hitchhiking here I had a 16 hour ride with this Christian preacher. It took about an hour or two for him to start talking about God, and he did not stop for a good 6h at least.
According to him, the bible the world will end in a rain of meteors, and the chosen will be flown up into space to begin a new chapter in human history.
He was a good guy though.
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2019-12-22 at 5:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They usually don't. They know it turns people off.
I've probably talked about it before but when I went hitchhiking here I had a 16 hour ride with this Christian preacher. It took about an hour or two for him to start talking about God, and he did not stop for a good 6h at least.
According to him, the bible the world will end in a rain of meteors, and the chosen will be flown up into space to begin a new chapter in human history.
He was a good guy though.
Why was the preacher driving for 16 hours? I bet you were dirty and ungrateful and he febreezed his seat afterwardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-22 at 5:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Why was the preacher driving for 16 hours? I bet you were dirty and ungrateful and he febreezed his seat afterwards
Nah I was very grateful and shared my food with him.
He didn't offer to let me drive, idk. He had a really weird setup with his car and he seemed crazy poor. His windshield wiper stick thing was just a hanger wire and his stick was a plywood stick. Everything he owned was in the car. I remember drying my socks slammed shut in his back window because he picked me up in the pouring Memphis rain.
Why are you such a piece of shit Muslim? Shouldn't you be nicer to people? Where's that hospitality I've heard so much about. -
2019-12-22 at 5:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah I was very grateful and shared my food with him.
He didn't offer to let me drive, idk. He had a really weird setup with his car and he seemed crazy poor. His windshield wiper stick thing was just a hanger wire and his stick was a plywood stick. Everything he owned was in the car. I remember drying my socks slammed shut in his back window because he picked me up in the pouring Memphis rain.
Why are you such a piece of shit Muslim? Shouldn't you be nicer to people? Where's that hospitality I've heard so much about.
16 hours in a car, your back must have been fucked.
Got Watchmen on, forgot how good this film is. -
2019-12-22 at 5:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah I was very grateful and shared my food with him.
He didn't offer to let me drive, idk. He had a really weird setup with his car and he seemed crazy poor. His windshield wiper stick thing was just a hanger wire and his stick was a plywood stick. Everything he owned was in the car. I remember drying my socks slammed shut in his back window because he picked me up in the pouring Memphis rain.
Why are you such a piece of shit Muslim? Shouldn't you be nicer to people? Where's that hospitality I've heard so much about.
Are you sure he was a preacher and wasn't just saying that? He was probably trying to appeal to you to go against your obviously sinful and depraved nature (hitchhiking to get assfucked by a hydro husband). I'm picturing it going similar to this but the preacher instead of princess leah
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2019-12-22 at 5:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Are you sure he was a preacher and wasn't just saying that? He was probably trying to appeal to you to go against your obviously sinful and depraved nature (hitchhiking to get assfucked by a hydro husband). I'm picturing it going similar to this but the preacher instead of princess leah
You're so boring and one dimensional. I'm answering questions honestly and all you have are memes. -
2019-12-22 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian 16 hours in a car, your back must have been fucked.
36-40h on a bus is the longest I've done in a vehicle. Really not a lot of fun, would not want to do again. My back was never bothered by it but you do get pretty stiff.
Plus greyhound buses are an adventure in themselves. I've had my bus crash, I've seen people get kicked off, we've had to pull over for ambulances, a schizo tried to jump off once, cops coming on board to look for people, obviously people shitting themselves/pissing while drunk, then there's the smoking on the back of the bus, drivers threatening passengers... yeah. -
2019-12-22 at 5:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You're so boring and one dimensional. I'm answering questions honestly and all you have are memes.
Ok you got me I'm not emotionally invested in the gas powered vagabond priest who molested you into atheism. I would like to hear about any other characters you shared "sandwiches" with on your way to get fucked by a Florida man though -
2019-12-22 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Ok you got me I'm not emotionally invested in the gas powered vagabond priest who molested you into atheism. I would like to hear about any other characters you shared "sandwiches" with on your way to get fucked by a Florida man though
No, you have hurt my feelings. Please go away. -
2019-12-22 at 5:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Plus greyhound buses are an adventure in themselves. I've had my bus crash, I've seen people get kicked off, we've had to pull over for ambulances, a schizo tried to jump off once, cops coming on board to look for people, obviously people shitting themselves/pissing while drunk, then there's the smoking on the back of the bus, drivers threatening passengers… yeah.
I know someone who was on the bus at the time this happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
He said after it happened everyone who was on the bus was offered plane tickets or car rentals and he was the only person who demanded another bus ticket so they gave him a hotel, acquiesced his bus ticket and while he was waiting for that he bought crack off the street that he says was cooked with something retarded and it made him trip out really hard and think about the random beheading he had just seen the day (possibly two) before. -
2019-12-22 at 5:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who was on the bus at the time this happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
He said after it happened everyone who was on the bus was offered plane tickets or car rentals and he was the only person who demanded another bus ticket so they gave him a hotel, acquiesced his bus ticket and while he was waiting for that he bought crack off the street that he says was cooked with something retarded and it made him trip out really hard and think about the random beheading he had just seen the day (possibly two) before.
I bet IRL trauma and Crack go together like milk and honey. -
2019-12-22 at 5:43 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 5:46 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 5:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, that's literally how they are even in dim light.
On no drugs
I have baby blue eyes so they stand out af
That sounds fucking terrible. A nightmare if you ever get pulled over because the cops probably won't believe your shit.
Conversely, nobody EVER notices pinpoint pupils. -
2019-12-22 at 5:47 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 6:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who was on the bus at the time this happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
He said after it happened everyone who was on the bus was offered plane tickets or car rentals and he was the only person who demanded another bus ticket so they gave him a hotel, acquiesced his bus ticket and while he was waiting for that he bought crack off the street that he says was cooked with something retarded and it made him trip out really hard and think about the random beheading he had just seen the day (possibly two) before.
How can you decapitate and eat a person and go free after less than 10 years. Canada is kind of fucked. -
2019-12-22 at 6:10 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 6:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That sounds fucking terrible. A nightmare if you ever get pulled over because the cops probably won't believe your shit.
Conversely, nobody EVER notices pinpoint pupils.
An old guy followed me around in the bathroom and like stood there at the urinal not peeing waiting for me to come out of the stall and I pretended to wipe so he would leave and then he just waited by the sink for like 5 minutes standing still waiting for me and so I finally gave up and left the stall and he just stared at my eyes like I knew he would for a few seconds and then turned around and walked out before me.
Pissed me off, I only left because he would have called security if I didn't saying I was banging dope or something. -
2019-12-22 at 6:59 AM UTC
Bigthink
This is a picture of my eye and how I went out in public not on drugs until like 4 days ago
It's not even dark out in that picture
At least the feds can't look up my irisesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
