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  1. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nobody seriously caught this? :(

    Dude, where do you live. I wanna get some decent Mexican-food.

    And de Woman.
  2. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Some good reads for over the Xmas period.

    I've been reading all sorts of shit. The libraries around here have books that are 25 to 50cents each. I usually grab something and read it when I panhandle or on the bus or in the coffee shops when I'm charging my shit and drinking my thousandth coffee or tea (fee refills are awesome).

    I forget the name of it as I've some given it away for someone else to read but I had one book about Alice in wonderland, where it was real, and Alice instead of wandering into wonderland was princess and her parents who ruled were murdered. She somehow found her way to the real world and the hatter (last name was 'Madagen' I believe), and was her body guard who lost her and attempted to find her by visiting hat shops all over Europe. He had cool weapons and his hat was a cool weapon. She had to use her imagination to defeat her Aunt Red, who's murdered her parents and sorta made wonderland like north korea. It was interesting and pretty cool I thought.
  3. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Oh, and Merry Christmas, happy Holidays to all you cool cats, and Happy New year I'm the event I'm out living my life, actually happy for the most part. I may stop in to say Hi, but I'm usually too occupied with other shit.

    Take care, y'all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 1993 Houston
    Morning, wuud
  5. 1993 Houston
    My tongue is swollen
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Impeachment
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    roo
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    gonts?
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im feeling pretty good too. Got a shitload of stuff done today in a lot of areas and all before 6pm. I like days like this and theyre much needed. Im a little worried I may have gone a little overboard for Christmas on some people but its my first Christmas out in forever and I want people to have things I wasnt able to give them before.

    SWIM aquired a chain that looks downright ridiculous and unnecessary and walked in an arts and crafts store today and made a bunch of old white people uncomfortable while inquiring very loudly as to whether all their products (paints especially) are environmentally friendly.

    I am very blessed. So blessed I feel guilty sometimes




    Originally posted by hydromorphone I've been reading all sorts of shit. The libraries around here have books that are 25 to 50cents each. I usually grab something and read it when I panhandle or on the bus or in the coffee shops when I'm charging my shit and drinking my thousandth coffee or tea (fee refills are awesome).

    I forget the name of it as I've some given it away for someone else to read but I had one book about Alice in wonderland, where it was real, and Alice instead of wandering into wonderland was princess and her parents who ruled were murdered. She somehow found her way to the real world and the hatter (last name was 'Madagen' I believe), and was her body guard who lost her and attempted to find her by visiting hat shops all over Europe. He had cool weapons and his hat was a cool weapon. She had to use her imagination to defeat her Aunt Red, who's murdered her parents and sorta made wonderland like north korea. It was interesting and pretty cool I thought.

    does plantessi save her in the end?
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Impeachment
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    peach mint schnapps
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Impeachment

    Parrot.

    Captain Parrot.
  13. 1993 Houston
    What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day
  14. Originally posted by 1993 What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day

    About half the people including myself have to be forced into it by a judge.
  15. I honestly am extremely grateful for that.

  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by 1993 What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day

    So glad this isn't me. Enjoy your anhedonia.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 1993 What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day

    Acid.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 1993 What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day

    exercise.

    My shit be depleted also. After taking molly like once a week at the beginning of this year, it hasn't worked for me too well the past two times.

    I did a bunch of coke & adderall this weeke...


    Yeah I've gotten into this gay mode where I beat myself up for not constantly working towards my goals, better now than after 30. I suppose. But I can't even smoke weed anymore. Except that's a lie, I smoked some with the chubby chick I'm porking last week. I guess I'm just not feeling life right now. But I'm maintaining
  19. 1993 Houston
    Originally posted by DietPiano About half the people including myself have to be forced into it by a judge.

    I was sober for a few weeks to see if things would get better but nothing changed
  20. 1993 Houston
    When I found out I was going to have 6 months off from school I was like "omg I can do nothing for another 6 months this is like heaven" but it got really old really fast and I kinda can't wait for it to be over. 6 months don't leave house do drugs in room cause life crisis

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