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  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL Tyson always struck me as a poser and a loud mouth. Too pathetic to watch. I basically just ignored everything he said and did, and only watched his fights.

    Yeah SpectraL, Mike Tyson was a poser. I'm sure you'd kick his ass in a fight.
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  2. Took a piss test for my doctor 9 days ago to get back on prescription amphetamines and was worried I would pop for weed and possibly benzos due to taking clonazolam...they called back today to ask me to submit another test because they botched the numbers on the first one. I'll pass for sure this time.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah SpectraL, Mike Tyson was a poser. I'm sure you'd kick his ass in a fight.

    A social poser.
  4. Originally posted by Solstice Took a piss test for my doctor 9 days ago to get back on prescription amphetamines and was worried I would pop for weed and possibly benzos due to taking clonazolam…they called back today to ask me to submit another test because they botched the numbers on the first one. I'll pass for sure this time.

    If SWIM ate like a gram of thc over a couple weeks will he pass a month later?

    he doesn't do it otherwise
  5. Originally posted by -SpectraL A social poser.

    Thats not what a poser is

    A poser is a pretender

    Tyson talked shit but he had the fists to back it up. If he said he was going to kick your ass, he probably could.

    Ironically you are probably the biggest poser on this site.
  6. Originally posted by DietPiano If SWIM ate like a gram of thc over a couple weeks will he pass a month later?

    he doesn't do it otherwise

    Most likely.
  7. I'm making city chicken (pork) for dinner but I'm drunk and have never made it so I'll probably fuck it up.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Thats not what a poser is

    A poser is a pretender

    Tyson talked shit but he had the fists to back it up. If he said he was going to kick your ass, he probably could.

    Ironically you are probably the biggest poser on this site.

    Tyson wouldn't stand a chance against the likes of me.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    HEARD
  10. Originally posted by CASPER HEARD

    WALKING IN
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    BEHIND!!
  12. maken my way downtowm
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  13. Originally posted by mmQ BEHIND!!

    God it was my biggest pet peeve when fuckers don't say that shit.
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice God it was my biggest pet peeve when fuckers don't say that shit.

    Had a scar on y wrist for a few years from a dude creeping around behind me with a pan of burnt caramel.
  15. Originally posted by CASPER Had a scar on y wrist for a few years from a dude creeping around behind me with a pan of burnt caramel.

    I've shoulder checked quite a few people who lacked spatial awareness and generally when I'm the one slamming into some of these dainty little fuckers at full speed I'm not the one who's going to be staggering from the impact.
  16. 1993 Houston
    I feel ice in my veins
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 1993 I feel ice in my veins

    I'll pump some cum in your veins rectally to warm you up.
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  18. Are their veins in the human ass?
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I cream ice cream I screamed
  20. bigthink victim of incest
    this is the only iron mike I recognize



    just kidding I'm a huge fan of both I just like kickboxing a lot more.

    zambidis was another animal. 5'5 145lbs, regularly fought 40lbs above his weight class. 185 fights,157 wins, 87 by knockout (!?!?)

    proper quality

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