The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-25 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #7901
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spilled a full coffee already today :(
2. 2017-01-25 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #7902
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I gave my Costa gift card to a one-legged homeless man in town to get himself a coffee
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling
3. 2017-01-25 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #7903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now my hat is soaked in coffee :( can this day get any worse
4. 2017-01-25 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #7904
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You could get raped.
5. 2017-01-25 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #7905
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Raped AND your toothache comes back
6. 2017-01-25 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #7906
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd take raped with pitchforks over toothache
7. 2017-01-25 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #7907
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   to the left of last pic u kno if ygm fam
   
   
   
   smokd 1st spliff off 1`.5 weekd
8. 2017-01-25 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #7908
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I HIGHly recommend an almost month long tolerance break
9. 2017-01-25 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #7909
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And what am I supposed to do during this month?. Fuck month long just smoke once a week if you wanna t break.
10. 2017-01-25 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #7910
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shitty thing about tolerance breaks is once you get started again the tolerance readjusts very quickly. Took a 2.5 year "tolerance break" from weed and alcohol and picked up right where I left off. Though, I've always had a relatively low tolerance.
    
    Penis
11. 2017-01-25 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #7911
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I first tried weed one joint would give me full open eye hallucinations but smoking every day it got weaker and weaker. I haven't been that high since I was 18 years old.
    
    One day I will quit smoking everything and only vape but right now I don't see the point
12. 2017-01-25 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #7912
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Shitty thing about tolerance breaks is once you get started again the tolerance readjusts very quickly. Took a 2.5 year "tolerance break" from weed and alcohol and picked up right where I left off. Though, I've always had a relatively low tolerance.
    
    Penis

    
    I know, by tomorrow night it'll be back, but dat first 2 big lungfuls of smoke.
    
    Could be also be cos I took 2 boxes of dhc and 1 of regular codeine which I guess contributed to making me super, almost uncomfortably high
13. 2017-01-25 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #7913
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone in the financial industry has essentially made an hft bot that trades based on Trump's tweets.
    
    It's perfectly reasonable, I'd be surprised if it hadn't already happened, I'm just saying I'd want to get in on that and am curious as to the profits they're earning, the amount of capital involved.
14. 2017-01-25 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #7914
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by reject I HIGHly recommend an almost month long tolerance break

    
    fukkc the tolerance breaks if u a real stoner u cant handle em
15. 2017-01-25 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #7915
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I take year long T breaks from meth and heroin.
16. 2017-01-26 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #7916
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL

    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGW6ym6A7CU
17. 2017-01-26 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #7917
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if anyone in the financial industry has essentially made an hft bot that trades based on Trump's tweets.
    
    It's perfectly reasonable, I'd be surprised if it hadn't already happened, I'm just saying I'd want to get in on that and am curious as to the profits they're earning, the amount of capital involved.

    
    You can't do meaningful NLP on HFT time tables. You can't even really do good NLP at all. Even if Trump's tweets are a remotely reliable economic predictor (I'm doubtful) you'd almost certainly have a better time just getting push notifications and manually putting in trade orders
18. 2017-01-26 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #7918
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I'm gonna run for a district judge position. I'm a good judge of character and have more sense than the old bald fucks currently residing in these chairs. I don't care who your lawyer is or what you're wearing or how you act. I will give defendants an honest 10-second stare and make my ruling based off of my gut instinct. Hear ye, hear ye.
19. 2017-01-26 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #7919
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ I think I'm gonna run for a district judge position. I'm a good judge of character and have more sense than the old bald fucks currently residing in these chairs. I don't care who your lawyer is or what you're wearing or how you act. I will give defendants an honest 10-second stare and make my ruling based off of my gut instinct. Hear ye, hear ye.

    
    All rise for the honorable judge mQ.
20. 2017-01-26 at 7:51 AM UTC

    #7920
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    
    
    
    My god, I didn't expect Trump to fulfill so many of his promises so quickly.