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2017-01-25 at 1:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject Do you leave skid marks everywhere you sit considering you're always naked?
Of course not! I wash with soap and water every time I poop. Wiping with only toilet paper is disgusting, everyone should know the wonders of a bidet.
My showers can literally take 2 hours due to severe OCD, and I don't wank in them (Annoys the hell out of me when people this. Theory of mind, due to the inferiority of the average human they assume you're doing the same thing they would if they took that long, which isn't even accurate. How long does it take to have a wank? I also use brillo pads to exfoliate, the non-scratch kind made for non-stick cookware, lather and rinse multiple times.
For example, for my feet I begin with a rinse, followed by a lather and hard exfoliation with a small stainless steel grater (barefoot and minimalist walking/running has greatly strengthened my skin).
Woah, made some hard lemonade with brandy and I'm surprisingly tipsy. Weed keeps the nausea at bay as well. Cross faded.
Then I rinse, use a scouring pad, particularly between the toes, followed by another rinse and a pumice stone, and finally once more soap and rinse to remove everything.
After the shower I dry them and apply a clear gel deodorant and antiperspirant, then a layer of baby oil as an alternative to the natural oil your skin would produce, to keep the skin supple and moisturized, smooth and healthy.
Humanity spent most of its existence barefoot, adapted to it, before the last 10-20K years or so, at least for those in the cold regions. Think about the rough nature of the natural ground, the miles they had to cover every day to find food and survive. Your feet actually have the highest density of sweat glands, which would naturally cool the body if not for footwear, and would also have a very high skin cell turnover rate, replacing those lost to wear. This is why it makes perfect sense to exfoliate to such an extent and greatly reduce perspiration.
Mother of god, I'm not even exaggerating, and the contrast with the squalor I regularly live in. Oh well. You could eat off of my feet and derriere, though, realistically they're almost guaranteed to be cleaner than your hands.
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2017-01-25 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny The is no arby's in SF, which is really disappointing.
Those fries do look good. Damn, hope I'm able to remember the name of that chain that had incredible seasoned fries. Looked up copycats recipe once and they actually used pancake batter. -
2017-01-25 at 1:45 AM UTCI never wank in the shower cos I can't cum when I'm standing up
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2017-01-25 at 1:57 AM UTCI've also noticed that I have a much easier time achieving an erection while laying down, likely largely due to very low efefctive testosterone levels. Best is when I cross my legs and tuck my ballsack between them a bit, making the skin of my penis fully taut and pulling the skin on the base downward; really makes your penis feel as big and full as possible.
All my wanks are posh wanks. Semen turns into a sticky mess with water. -
2017-01-25 at 2 AM UTC
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2017-01-25 at 2:20 AM UTCImagine if Nigel Farage, Marie Le Pen, and Geert Wilders were all elected the next cycle. It would be like a dream come true.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-25 at 2:32 AM UTCReminder: https://munchies.vice.com/en/recipes/chongqing-chicken-wings
Mushroom powder, of course. That is an excellent means to attain maximum flavorful umami. Definitely getting some shiitake from 99 Rand and powdering it in my coffee grinder, which I don't use for coffee (spices), then using it as one of the ingredients in the mix used to flour tendies. -
2017-01-25 at 2:56 AM UTChttps://myanimelist.net/topanime.php?type=upcoming
Damng migga, we got some sweet picks coming up this year. Don't miss #28, FlCL, with a surprise second season. It's literally been 17 years! Although, other than the top, I don't feel familiar with the others. Hopefully they'll be good, something new under the sun. -
2017-01-25 at 3:01 AM UTCI've achieved it, the optimal poly-drug high. This is what makes you keep coming back. May even buy americanized-chinese food later.
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2017-01-25 at 4:07 AM UTCI had taco bell for the first time in many years on Saturday and I was dissatisfied. Thats what I get for going there stone cold sober. Got a double taco box, fries and tacos were good but that cinnamon twist was straight from hell.
Gonna get the crunchwrap box and doritos taco on the side next time. -
2017-01-25 at 4:08 AM UTCTheir five layer burritos are fucking tiny now, though somehow the flavors mesh much better than they used to
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2017-01-25 at 4:31 AM UTCAlso I could make a double taco at home easily, just make a taco and place a soft shell outside with cheese in between and broil it for 1min.
I think my home cooked quasadillas are the shit, I might have posted pics once. Its one of the greatest pleasures to cook/eat -
2017-01-25 at 9:13 AM UTCHow I feel after getting a day's worth of calories from beef and barbecue sauce:
Not sure if there's anything I crave more than red meat. It's simply the most nutritious and delicious substance to my palate; my nature is practically vampiric! I can't help it, I need it to sustain my life. I've even imagined, umm, well, I forgot.
I'm gone, niggas
Absolutely no stomach discomfort from this much meat, despite my ailment, btw. Nothing better than, oh!, imagining the entire process of life that went up to nurturing you!! SO MUCH LIFE FORCE FLOWING INTO ME~~!!!
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2017-01-25 at 9:46 AM UTC2 beers and I'm fucking hungover.
And some cunt (my bank) did take £10 out my bank for unpaid direct debits. I'm guna raise hell. -
2017-01-25 at 9:57 AM UTCyou are all softgels
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2017-01-25 at 10:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject 2 beers and I'm fucking hungover.
And some cunt (my bank) did take £10 out my bank for unpaid direct debits. I'm guna raise hell.
My mate, I’ve literally fasted for 2 days. I imagine this is the kind of drunkaerd’s celebration you ’ave when you’ve been knighted! Or at least it is for those who can’t live without drugs!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-25 at 10:21 AM UTCMan I'm getting some peng tonight, getting some dhc in a bit, guna go to McD's and get a couple double cheeseburgers. Maybe buy a pizza or curry for munch later and a bag of sweets. Might buy a couple Desperados or other tasty beer or cider. It's guna be a glorious day.
Providing my bank lets me take out money in person, that is -
2017-01-25 at 11:32 AM UTCgo burgre king fam
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2017-01-25 at 11:34 AM UTCi ned to beg a fiver of my mUm b45 she gose work toniteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-25 at 12:55 PM UTCSucks don't it. I just got 2 boxes of dhc and 1 of regular codeenz so I'm guna be high in an hour aaww yea.
Shitty weed dealer with an actual real job and not about til 7ish
