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  1. Originally posted by CASPER I just used Annie’s organic whatever white cheddar shells. Like 4 tbsp heavy cream. 4 tbsp milk. 4 tbsp unsalted butter. 3 tbsp or so of the Chinese chile oil. One red bell pepper grilled in a cast iron skillet. 1 1/2 thin trimmed chicken breasts, pan seared and sliced into rough strips.

    Mix the cheese powder with the milk and cream until fairly smooth. Add the chili oil and mix. Add the bell pepper and chicken, mix together.

    If I had the time and wanted to be super fat and fancy, I would’ve then put it in a casserole dish and covered it in crispy fried onions and white cheddar, then baked it till it had a brown bubbly/crunchy cheese top.

    I don't really do powdered cheese, but Annie's stuff is pretty quality usually. I've had trouble making roux before so I try to find recipes that don't require one but haven't found a great one yet
  2. Originally posted by DietPiano I don't really do powdered cheese, but Annie's stuff is pretty quality usually. I've had trouble making roux before so I try to find recipes that don't require one but haven't found a great one yet

    Roux is easy it's just flour and butter and milk.
  3. Originally posted by DietPiano I don't really do powdered cheese, but Annie's stuff is pretty quality usually. I've had trouble making roux before so I try to find recipes that don't require one but haven't found a great one yet

    Lol you srs nigga. It's so simple. I learned that shit in 7th grade home ec.
  4. Just keep mixing and adding small adjustments. It's nearly impossible to fuck up.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Norovirus.

    Fuck this shit
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    can you niggers even jigs dinner?
  7. It's not the roux itself, it's the timing of mixing the cheese with it so that it gets the right consistency
  8. Originally posted by DietPiano It's not the roux itself, it's the timing of mixing the cheese with it so that it gets the right consistency

    ????

    You just add whatever you're going to add after the roux is the right consistency/color. If it's too thick just add a bit of milk.

    whole milk with generous amounts of fresh garlic mmmmmm
  9. I also may have been using frozen cheese
  10. Originally posted by DietPiano I also may have been using frozen cheese

    Lol

    Everything should be room temp to warm ideally. Definitely not frozen.

    Try again. I want you to succeed.

    Like, kill yourself obviously. But make a good cheese sauce first.

    With love,

    MMR
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you know that new nigga who managed to somehow apparently overdose on percocet (as if that's even possible, must be a ton of other drugs involved because from experience all a handful will do is give you a sore stomach) has a song where he cleared says nigger with a HARD R

    at around the 55 second mark

  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I just came in my girl's ass and now we smoking weed nude
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano I don't really do powdered cheese, but Annie's stuff is pretty quality usually. I've had trouble making roux before so I try to find recipes that don't require one but haven't found a great one yet

    I mean the powdered cheese is still cheese. Can always add more.

    But the trick to roux is not having heat too high, constant stirring, and have your milk heated up slightly before adding. Add cheese a little bit at a time.

    If I ever make roux though,I make Cajun roux so high heat isn’t really an issue.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo you know that new nigga who managed to somehow apparently overdose on percocet (as if that's even possible, must be a ton of other drugs involved because from experience all a handful will do is give you a sore stomach) has a song where he cleared says nigger with a HARD R

    at around the 55 second mark


    Idk how he got as popular as he did. Peep at least had some legit producers behind him. Jooz world was doodoo.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk how he got as popular as he did. Peep at least had some legit producers behind him. Jooz world was doodoo.

    peep was good because he was all minor chord swedish/american yung lean who rapped about hard drugs and heartache and clearly had influences outside of hip hop. Juice world is kinda emo too and I like the song lucid dreams but it's not great or transcendant or anything.

    I really wish lil peep didn't die, not just because I shouldn't wish a recording artist I don't know personally death but because he was prolific and was growing as an artist. I have a friend who knows every single little peep song and song are a little whiney but the majority at least had inspired melodic ideas. It's funny because my friend is large and on steroids and complains about any music that isn't lil peep or lil peepesque so we'll be in a car with someone who doesn't know him well and they'll be playing some trap beats and he'll start tearing up their music and people they should listen to lil peep. I've heard people ask him if he said "lil pete" at least half a dozen times from people who genuinely don't care and aren't meeting him for music critque

    xxxtentacion should be dead though. He was a piece of shit fuckboy who beat his pregnant gf and did other weird stuff. He was big into the miami porn scene too which is kinda weird and rapey too. I like a few songs hes featured on but I think his death made the world a microscopically better place
  16. Originally posted by CASPER I mean the powdered cheese is still cheese. Can always add more.

    But the trick to roux is not having heat too high, constant stirring, and have your milk heated up slightly before adding. Add cheese a little bit at a time.

    If I ever make roux though,I make Cajun roux so high heat isn’t really an issue.

    You go dark brown for cheese sauce? Always tastes weird to me, i like em light even for gravitygravy
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    now I can't stop peepin
  18. No way did Juice Wrld die from a seizure. Opiates don't do that. Probably a good old fashioned respiratory depression overdose that they tried to cover up to make him look like a hero victim.
  19. Originally posted by Solstice No way did Juice Wrld die from a seizure. Opiates don't do that. Probably a good old fashioned respiratory depression overdose that they tried to cover up to make him look like a hero victim.

    Maybe he was taking tramadol too?

    Apparently fentanyl can cause a seizure according to this uncited wikipedia section but I'm unable to verify as all the fentanyl articles I can find use 'seizure's' unfortunate homonym instead, and I can't find any actual information on the drug even on duckduckgo.

    probably just a medical thing brought on by the situation of getting raided. Anxiety can cause seizures in epileptic people.
  20. Originally posted by Sudo now I can't stop peepin

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

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