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2019-12-15 at 5:03 AM UTC
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2019-12-15 at 5:41 AM UTCyou know you're a fucking degenerate scumbag when you get stoned and eat half a jar of organic chocolate almond butter after dinner and you consider that the healthy choiceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-15 at 6:42 AM UTCurgh these Chlamydia tablets are making me sick. Probably cause I didn't eat with the last tablet.
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2019-12-15 at 7:04 AM UTC
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2019-12-15 at 8:15 AM UTCI hate killing niggers
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2019-12-15 at 2:06 PM UTCmommy\\The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-15 at 2:06 PM UTCMaking white cheddar Mac and cheese and mixing in cream, Lao gan ma chili paste, sun dried tomatoes, and grilled chicken and grilled red pepper is possibly the best thing I’ve eaten in a couple weeks.
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2019-12-15 at 2:08 PM UTCput benadryl in it
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2019-12-15 at 2:12 PM UTCI can’t go on a vision quest dude I g2g 2 work
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2019-12-15 at 2:19 PM UTCit is legal to eat benadryl at work
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2019-12-15 at 2:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian MR SANDMAN
SAND ME A MAN
MAKE HIM SO SANDY
THE SANDIEST MAN
The original story of the sandman by E.T.A. Hoffman was an optician who blinded children, stole their eyes, killed their family members and drove them mad until they killed themselves.
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2019-12-15 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo The original story of the sandman by E.T.A. Hoffman was an optician who blinded children, stole their eyes, killed their family members and drove them mad until they killed themselves.
Im literally watching the wiggles right now and it seems no less sinister than an eye stealing sand manThere is nobody in the world who knows so many stories as Ole-Luk-Oie, or who can relate them so nicely. In the evening, while the children are seated at the table or in their little chairs, he comes up the stairs very softly, for he walks in his socks, then he opens the doors without the slightest noise, and throws a small quantity of very fine dust in their eyes, just enough to prevent them from keeping them open, and so they do not see him. Then he creeps behind them, and blows softly upon their necks, till their heads begin to droop. But Ole-Luk-Oie does not wish to hurt them, for he is very fond of children, and only wants them to be quiet that he may relate to them pretty stories, and they never are quiet until they are in bed and asleep. As soon as they are asleep, Ole-Luk-Oie seats himself upon the bed. He is nicely dressed; his coat is made of silken fabric; it is impossible to say of what color, for it changes from green to red, and from red to blue as he turns from side to side. Under each arm he carries an umbrella; one of them, with pictures on the inside, he spreads over the good children, and then they dream the most beautiful stories the whole night. But the other umbrella has no pictures, and this he holds over the naughty children so that they sleep heavily, and wake in the morning without having dreams at all.
Totes not a pedophile. Mr. Duraj should cosplay as this dude.
Also reminds me I need to finish the graphic novels. They were fucking good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-15 at 3:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Making white cheddar Mac and cheese and mixing in cream, Lao gan ma chili paste, sun dried tomatoes, and grilled chicken and grilled red pepper is possibly the best thing I’ve eaten in a couple weeks.
Holy fuck.
I've been meaning to get some of that paste. Where'd you find it? I can't find it even at the international shop. I'll probably go to the asian store soon... Eventually. -
2019-12-15 at 3:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've been meaning to get some of that paste. Where'd you find it? I can't find it even at the international shop. I'll probably go to the asian store soon… Eventually.
I get mine at Ralph’s. Maybe California grocery stores are just top tier.
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2019-12-15 at 6:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace aldra has crippling anxiety
I know you do keenan, now shut up for a minute.
I blacked out and have I think officially barfed more in the last couple months than I have in years and years. Stomach don't accept posions no more, it's a good thing tbqh family.
Originally posted by CASPER Making white cheddar Mac and cheese and mixing in cream, Lao gan ma chili paste, sun dried tomatoes, and grilled chicken and grilled red pepper is possibly the best thing I’ve eaten in a couple weeks.
Holy fuck.
Recipe por fa vor? My krek smokin roommie left behind several full jars of this when he went back to Indochina and I've never used it before.
I guess I don't really need an exact recipe now that I think about it -
2019-12-15 at 6:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mommy\\
People who get knocked out off one or two Benadryl are pussies. I worked with this manager who was supposed to open this store with me one day (he had keys and i didn't) and he didn't show up like usual so I had to call the GM and she contacted him then he rolled up like an hour late as I had to sit in my car in the dead of winter waiting for him and it turned out he took ONE Benadryl the night before and slept through all his alarms. I got into a screaming match with him about him being irresponsible once he showed up and we cussed each other out and I got sent home then we both got written up the next day. -
2019-12-15 at 6:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano I know you do keenan, now shut up for a minute.
I blacked out and have I think officially barfed more in the last couple months than I have in years and years. Stomach don't accept posions no more, it's a good thing tbqh family.
Recipe por fa vor? My krek smokin roommie left behind several full jars of this when he went back to Indochina and I've never used it before.
I guess I don't really need an exact recipe now that I think about it
I just used Annie’s organic whatever white cheddar shells. Like 4 tbsp heavy cream. 4 tbsp milk. 4 tbsp unsalted butter. 3 tbsp or so of the Chinese chile oil. One red bell pepper grilled in a cast iron skillet. 1 1/2 thin trimmed chicken breasts, pan seared and sliced into rough strips.
Mix the cheese powder with the milk and cream until fairly smooth. Add the chili oil and mix. Add the bell pepper and chicken, mix together.
If I had the time and wanted to be super fat and fancy, I would’ve then put it in a casserole dish and covered it in crispy fried onions and white cheddar, then baked it till it had a brown bubbly/crunchy cheese top. -
2019-12-15 at 7:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I just used Annie’s organic whatever white cheddar shells. Like 4 tbsp heavy cream. 4 tbsp milk. 4 tbsp unsalted butter. 3 tbsp or so of the Chinese chile oil. One red bell pepper grilled in a cast iron skillet. 1 1/2 thin trimmed chicken breasts, pan seared and sliced into rough strips.
Mix the cheese powder with the milk and cream until fairly smooth. Add the chili oil and mix. Add the bell pepper and chicken, mix together.
If I had the time and wanted to be super fat and fancy, I would’ve then put it in a casserole dish and covered it in crispy fried onions and white cheddar, then baked it till it had a brown bubbly/crunchy cheese top.
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2019-12-15 at 7:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano I know you do keenan, now shut up for a minute.
I blacked out and have I think officially barfed more in the last couple months than I have in years and years. Stomach don't accept posions no more, it's a good thing tbqh family.
Recipe por fa vor? My krek smokin roommie left behind several full jars of this when he went back to Indochina and I've never used it before.
I guess I don't really need an exact recipe now that I think about it
Ugh
Its 'por favor'
Fucking monolingual moon person
